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Posted on 12/25/2015 3:53:02 PM PST by MeshugeMikey
complete title...Kwanzaa: As fictional as Festivus -- so why does Obama call it a “vibrant celebration of African culture�
".... Kwanzaa is a complete fabrication. A make-believe holiday invented by an ex-convict, Ron N. Everett, who is known today as Dr. Maulana Karenga.
In addition to having a nasty penchant for torture, Karenga was described by a prison psychiatrist as “both paranoid and schizophrenic with hallucinations.†Not exactly Santa Claus, eh?
Listen in while I tell the tale of how Karenga’s “truthiness†got validation in our politically correct times leaving us with a totally make-believe holiday.
As we continue the descent into politically-correct madness, God bless, and a happy Festivus to one and all.
AL and Jesse are conssidering going ba into Bidness together
Straight Up Leit... bidness model
They expect to get Kwanzaa Hut Franchise off the grouud by Easter..
How about Chelsea Day?
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Because butt ugly girls everywhere deserve a special day?
lol. first time we go, my treat.
boy, you educated people sure know how to ruin all the fun!
there goes my @#$@#$ Kwanzaa decorations.
a food stamp, a crack pipe and some KFC.
Kwanza is as fictional as allah
I hear the last hold-outs for the Kwanzaa are liberal white elementary school teachers...
As a Pastafarian from the Reform branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I’d like to wish everyone a Merry FSMas.
Yep. Was an FBI operation. Still does not stop stupid magic mushroom liberals from saying Jesus/God is a fiction.
K w a n z a a C l a w s
I'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
With the seven candles all a-glow
With the flames all a'flickering
And bright red wax be dripping
By white lines of snow in a rowI'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
With the seven candles burning low
And the dope smoke a-drifting
Makes our heads all go spinning
While the Big Choomer is sniffing
A couple righteous lines of blowI'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
With the seven candles all a-glow
And one we all know
Burns for each of the great
Seven mystery states
Where Barack Obama has yet to goI'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
With every candle lit each night
And another year of illegal immigration
With some solemn meditation
And generous reparations
Plus lots of fried chicken for all to eatI'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
So I can watch the candles all a-flame
And the little chi'rens singing
And the fed'ral gub'ment bringing
Free Kwanzaa stuff to my crib
And to all my many mooching Homies.....
Maulana Karenga Hakuna Matata to you too!
Merry Crimmus!
On the tenph day o' Kawanza, mah gummint done gave to me....
Ten mo lil chilluns'
Nine packs a skittles,
Eight big ole "spinnas",
Seven bags o weed,
Six pack uh "fotay's", 
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Fo’ ... struttin’ ... ho’s,
Three quarts of vodka,
Two stolen "gats",
and a Visio plasma TV!
Merry Crimmus MoFos!
Yeah, I thought I said “unmarried white FEMALE public school teachers”, but I obviously left a critical observation out.
Don’t forget...Instead of snowflakes...sprinkle around watermelon seeds......
lol. how could I leave that out?
Black Americans know NOTHING about Africa and I can’t imagine a number of them have visited there.
At least I’ve been to Italy/Sicily a few times, have distant relatives and my parents spoke it, though not as the first language of course.
And for brevity’s sake, I sometimes refer to myself on the board as Italian American. no such thing. I am an American with Sicilian ancestors. That’s it.
Love some of the customs and the country, but is a WAY WAY DISTANT second to my country, the US.
Put some underpants on that dog! lol
My snake buddies are posting them all over the place.
They’re hysterical.
:D
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