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Teen Shoots Uncle During Thanksgiving Dinner For Asking Him If He Had A Girfriend (Satire)
Huzlers ^ | 11/27/2015 | Staff

Posted on 11/27/2015 8:14:43 AM PST by ScottWalkerForPresident2016

RICHMOND, VA – An 18 year old teenager is being charged with attempted murder after shooting his uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because his uncle had asked him “do you have a girlfriend?”

Cody Stone was arrested Thursday evening by Richmond police upon being found blocks away from his home where he had shot his uncle. Cody had apparently attempted to escape the home and authorities. Although critically injured with a bullet wound, Cody’s uncle is expected to live after being rushed and treated at the emergency room.

According to family members, Cody was apparently infuriated upon being asked if he had a girlfriend. “Nobody was talking, we were all just eating” said Cody’s younger brother Timothy, “My brother Cody was eating quietly with his head down and hair covering his face when all of a sudden my uncle broke the silence saying “so um Cody, do you have a girlfriend?” Cody slowly looked up and said “what did you say?” before standing up and taking out a gun and shooting my uncle once”.

(Excerpt) Read more at huzlers.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: bantheposter; friggingbs; posterisabastard; satire; teen; thanksgiving; uncle; virginia; wanker; wankerforpresident
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To: babble-on

We’ll have to make sure babble-on walks through the metal detector before Christmas dinner.


61 posted on 11/27/2015 9:01:16 AM PST by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Packing heat at the dinner table.


62 posted on 11/27/2015 9:02:40 AM PST by 353FMG (The West should distance itself altogether from Islam.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Acne.


63 posted on 11/27/2015 9:04:15 AM PST by 353FMG (The West should distance itself altogether from Islam.)
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To: cripplecreek

“...getting any mud for my turtle...”
LOLMAO!!!
Haven’t heard that phrase in 30+yrs.
Choking on my coffee.


64 posted on 11/27/2015 9:08:39 AM PST by Carriage Hill ( The cheddar cheese slid off my cracker on 11/6/12.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
> But the wisecrack at the ambulance seems to indicate either it isn’t real, or we really do have some dysfunction here.

Either fabricated gun story created by the gun grabber crowd or it happened. My question is...what kid brings a loaded handgun to the dinner table at Thanksgiving unless it was premeditated or they have a CCL and carry all the time? Don't know any 18 yr olds that do that I can think of....

65 posted on 11/27/2015 9:36:06 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Now he’s gonna BE a girlfriend!!


66 posted on 11/27/2015 9:49:37 AM PST by McBuff
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