Does he look like this?
Posted on 11/27/2015 8:14:43 AM PST by ScottWalkerForPresident2016
RICHMOND, VA – An 18 year old teenager is being charged with attempted murder after shooting his uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because his uncle had asked him “do you have a girlfriend?â€
Cody Stone was arrested Thursday evening by Richmond police upon being found blocks away from his home where he had shot his uncle. Cody had apparently attempted to escape the home and authorities. Although critically injured with a bullet wound, Cody’s uncle is expected to live after being rushed and treated at the emergency room.
According to family members, Cody was apparently infuriated upon being asked if he had a girlfriend. “Nobody was talking, we were all just eating†said Cody’s younger brother Timothy, “My brother Cody was eating quietly with his head down and hair covering his face when all of a sudden my uncle broke the silence saying “so um Cody, do you have a girlfriend?†Cody slowly looked up and said “what did you say?†before standing up and taking out a gun and shooting my uncle onceâ€.
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The story punch line:
According to family members, Cody was a real quiet and shy kid. “It’s not my fault the kid gets no [sex]” said Cody’s uncle before he was taken away in an ambulance. Cody will soon appear in front of a judge facing attempted murder charges.
I had an Aunt that would ask me that all the time , I was 6
Is this satire? See post #10.
Go to link in article and scroll down..they are looking for creative writers.
Stupid question (the answer from the picture is an obvious ‘no’) but not worthy of a shooting.
Every family has an annoying aunt like that.
Dang, I did not see that before posting. I’ll remember that site...
“Something’s wrong with that boy.”
He seems a bit peevish these days..
Bet there’s some history there. The kid might have been homo and his unle knew it..
Hmmm. I didn’t see that response in the White House turkey talking points !
Wrong question, should have been “Are you a girlfriend?”
But the wisecrack at the ambulance seems to indicate either it isn’t real, or we really do have some dysfunction here.
Does he look like this?
My guess is that the kid was planning on “coming out” to the family, and unk’s query spoiled the scenario...
One of my favorite fake news stories is about the Florida man caught having sex with the alligator that tried to bite him.
He was heard yelling “If you try to kill a man, you better make sure he’s dead”!
Sounds to me like the uncle was the homo. Probably molested the kid through childhood and the kid had finally had enough.
It still sounds bizarre, as the logical answer would be “Why no, Uncle Ralph. I’m gay.”
It looks made up.
What difference would monitoring make?
I still don’t think many are understanding
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