If Carly is 'Ugly' Then What Is Whoopi?

Townhall.com ^ | November 8, 2015 | Doug Giles

[dsrtsage]

Whoopi fell off the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, upon hitting the ground her face caught fire, and was put out with an ice pick

[biff]

I remember when she used to be funny. Now she is but a whale of a gal.

[sheik yerbouty]

The Whoopster is FUGLY! Wasn’t she in that movie with Ted Danson, White Men Can’t See?

[OldSmaj]

Very much uglier by a mile.

Here, let me fix that:

Very much uglier by than a mile mule.

[ErnBatavia]

Ted Danson must have an immunity to eye bleach...

[BobL]

“Just what in entertainment is Whoopi VERY SUCCESSFUL at?”

I’ve heard of her, much more than I care to. To me that’s success. Also I’m sure she’s made a few bucks in the business.

[CodeToad]

Whoopi looks like the south end of a north bound poodle.

[RipSawyer]

Now you have gone and insulted the mule, one of the finest helpmates man has ever known.

[stevem]

If Carly is 'Ugly' Then What Is Whoopi?

Well, Carly's picture isn't next to "Ugly" in the dictionary.

[Farmer Dean]

If Whoopi were a kind and thoughtful person I could easily overlook her overall appearance.But the fact is,she’s a ugly and twisted person on the inside and that don’t cut it for me.

[Feckless]

Fugly

If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards....

[rdb3]

I put Whoopi on the same level as Moochelle Obama.

Eww!

[cpdiii]

Whoopie ?????

Not even Laz.

[fredhead]

“If I had a dog that ugly I’d shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards....”

I’d shoot the poor dog and put it out of its misery.

[Vaduz]

Nor do I just the news clips tells one how bad it stinks.

[Vaduz]

He must be hired to stay around?.

[ViLaLuz]

Good grief, if they’re worried about ugly they should review Hillary photos.