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If Carly is 'Ugly' Then What Is Whoopi?
Townhall.com ^ | November 8, 2015 | Doug Giles

Posted on 11/08/2015 5:28:02 AM PST by Kaslin

After the last GOP debate, the "women" of The View pulled out their dragon-nails and said that Carly Fiorina looked "demented" and her face was worthy of a Halloween mask.

Holy crap, ladies. That was mean. Did you guys have Angry Soup for lunch, or what?

I've got two words for that Carly cut-down...
1. Cat
2. Fight.

As a writer, I've been taught/pummeled for the last four-and-a-half Olympics, by the liberal thought police, that such personal digs were verboten when discussing politicians in public. Especially, female Democratic politicians. And triple, especially, are such insults frowned upon if you're a white, conservative male and you're the one jackhammering some evil liberal strudelhun.

Yep, my liberal critics have always sprayed me down with Windex every time I even thought about launching a verbal invective at some satanic beastess who dwells on the left side of the political aisle. Bad Doug. Bad, bad Doug.

So, naturally, I was confused when the coven of The View let loose on our fair lady, Carly.

What's up, girls?

I thought you dames prided yourselves in being in the feminist business of sticking up for the ladies? Did I miss something? Have the rules now changed and we can all, once again, go bare-knuckles and say whatever comes to mind about whomever and not give a flying rat's backside how crude, rude and socially unacceptable it is?



Please tell me yes, because this playing nice stuff is driving me nuts. Do you know how many cats I have to find to kick every day just to release the rage that I have, but cannot express in a column or during an interview, just because of your stupid rules of etiquette? Well, let me tell you: It's a lot and it's getting old. Plus it's getting increasingly hard for me to kick cats given all the Sarah McLachlan songs and commercials. Anyway...

Not that I'm a big fan of The View, but I never remember you dudes saying anything nasty about the ubiquitous, homely ladies on the Left. I've never heard them say that Hillary looks like Jeff Daniels in drag. Also, I’ve never heard them bet over who has more body hair; Michelle Obama or Justin Bieber. But, OMG … will they go off on Carly, or Sarah Palin or any of our other conservative politicians who sport lady body-parts.

Y'know, I would get the hens of The View going for the personal digs on accomplished conservative women if the show were called The Spew and the hosts were vapid, red-hot, teen-aged, supermodels, who're more shallow than Perez Hilton and didn't posit themselves as erudite sages regarding all things political. But they aren't and they don't and ergo, I think for them to play dirty pool with our girls is both dirty and duplicitous.

Lastly, and please forgive me, but who the heck are Whoopi and Joy Behar to rip on any lady's looks? Do Goldberg and her hunter-orange-headed, unfunny friend not have any mirrors? Good Lawd, girls. Talk about the putz calling kettle black.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: carlyfiorina; theview
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To: ontap

Carly’s face is fine its that when she gets Snarky her face gets Snarly. Trump noticed it first.

Hey someone post a picture of Wrinkle Laden Hillary’s puss, lets compare, Carly looks like Ivanka compared to Hillary.


21 posted on 11/08/2015 6:11:08 AM PST by Zenjitsuman (A)
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To: Vaduz

I have never watched the view, and never will.


22 posted on 11/08/2015 6:27:47 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: onona

So does this mean it’s okay to judge women by their appearance? I thought the progressives thought that was “insensitive”? I’m sure they couldn’t possibly be imposing a double standard! /sarc


23 posted on 11/08/2015 6:34:00 AM PST by Spok ("What're you going to believe-me or your own eyes?" -Marx (Groucho))
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To: Kaslin

Bunch of grown bullies.


24 posted on 11/08/2015 6:35:41 AM PST by FES0844
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To: Kaslin

Whoopi is so ugly that she would stagger a maggot off of a gut wagon.


25 posted on 11/08/2015 6:38:06 AM PST by DH (Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
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To: Kaslin

Think of all the aunts and great aunts you’ve had in your life, nice ones. Good people. Some don’t look like Marilyn Monroe, but they are good, loving people and you cried when they passed away. You would never insult their looks. Neither would the idiots on the Voice insult their beloved aunts. But since they are like Nazis who considered their enemy the Jews to be subhuman, they feel it is perfectly all right to call Conservative women ugly.


26 posted on 11/08/2015 6:39:11 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: Kaslin

Whoopi is a triple bagger. On for her, one for me in case hers breaks, and one to catch my vomit.


27 posted on 11/08/2015 6:41:45 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: Kaslin

YOU IS RASSIS!!!11


28 posted on 11/08/2015 6:51:34 AM PST by Redleg Duke (The Federal Government is nothing but a welfare program with a dress code!)
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To: Farmer Dean

She always looks like she slept under a rock and her hair has not been washed in years. She disgusts me.


29 posted on 11/08/2015 7:09:01 AM PST by hsmomx3 (GO STEELERS!!!!!!)
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To: Kaslin

Fugly.


30 posted on 11/08/2015 7:10:35 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: Kaslin

Jabba the Hutt, but slightly darker.


31 posted on 11/08/2015 7:16:40 AM PST by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)
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To: Kaslin

Whoopi is an alien life form. Carly should hav not gone on the show. I am no fan of Carly but she is a far better person than the Pig Pen crew of, “The View”


32 posted on 11/08/2015 7:18:19 AM PST by BigEdLB (Congress will have blood on their hands if anything happens because of the Iran appeasement)
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To: Kaslin
If Carly is 'Ugly' Then What Is Whoopi?


33 posted on 11/08/2015 7:21:15 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Kaslin

When Ted Danson was “dating” her, for some it brought to mind the movie, WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP. In his case, the film would have been, WHITE MEN CAN’T SEE.


34 posted on 11/08/2015 7:24:55 AM PST by doug from upland (The ultimate in foolishness -- "'Romney is just as bad as Obama" WTF?)
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To: BigEdLB

Well she didn’t go directly on the show. She was in New Hampshire according to the video that was shown.


35 posted on 11/08/2015 7:26:34 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: King Moonracer

Don’t forget to put a bag on your dog’s head so he won’t lose respect for you.


36 posted on 11/08/2015 7:30:11 AM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: IronJack

Possibly add:

So ugly she’d scare the maggots off a dead dog, so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water and so ugly she’d scare the stink off of $hit.


37 posted on 11/08/2015 7:30:25 AM PST by redfreedom (Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
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To: Farmer Dean

Without fail, every time I hear anything about Whoopi it makes me think about what Ted Danson said about ‘dating’ her. “having sex with her was like tossing a hotdog down the hallway”. Then again must hotdogs would be trying to run the other way.


38 posted on 11/08/2015 7:48:41 AM PST by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: BobL

Just what in entertainment is Whoopi VERY SUCCESSFUL at?


39 posted on 11/08/2015 7:52:12 AM PST by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: Kaslin

Whoopie is nothing but a turd with teeth!!


40 posted on 11/08/2015 7:55:42 AM PST by Busko (The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain.)
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