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If Carly is 'Ugly' Then What Is Whoopi?
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| November 8, 2015
| Doug Giles
Posted on 11/08/2015 5:28:02 AM PST by Kaslin
After the last GOP debate, the "women" of The View pulled out their dragon-nails and said that Carly Fiorina looked "demented" and her face was worthy of a Halloween mask.
Holy crap, ladies. That was mean. Did you guys have Angry Soup for lunch, or what?
I've got two words for that Carly cut-down...
1. Cat
2. Fight.
As a writer, I've been taught/pummeled for the last four-and-a-half Olympics, by the liberal thought police, that such personal digs were verboten when discussing politicians in public. Especially, female Democratic politicians. And triple, especially, are such insults frowned upon if you're a white, conservative male and you're the one jackhammering some evil liberal strudelhun.
Yep, my liberal critics have always sprayed me down with Windex every time I even thought about launching a verbal invective at some satanic beastess who dwells on the left side of the political aisle. Bad Doug. Bad, bad Doug.
So, naturally, I was confused when the coven of The View let loose on our fair lady, Carly.
What's up, girls?
I thought you dames prided yourselves in being in the feminist business of sticking up for the ladies? Did I miss something? Have the rules now changed and we can all, once again, go bare-knuckles and say whatever comes to mind about whomever and not give a flying rat's backside how crude, rude and socially unacceptable it is?
Please tell me yes, because this playing nice stuff is driving me nuts. Do you know how many cats I have to find to kick every day just to release the rage that I have, but cannot express in a column or during an interview, just because of your stupid rules of etiquette? Well, let me tell you: It's a lot and it's getting old. Plus it's getting increasingly hard for me to kick cats given all the Sarah McLachlan songs and commercials. Anyway...
Not that I'm a big fan of The View, but I never remember you dudes saying anything nasty about the ubiquitous, homely ladies on the Left. I've never heard them say that Hillary looks like Jeff Daniels in drag. Also, Iâve never heard them bet over who has more body hair; Michelle Obama or Justin Bieber. But, OMG … will they go off on Carly, or Sarah Palin or any of our other conservative politicians who sport lady body-parts.
Y'know, I would get the hens of The View going for the personal digs on accomplished conservative women if the show were called The Spew and the hosts were vapid, red-hot, teen-aged, supermodels, who're more shallow than Perez Hilton and didn't posit themselves as erudite sages regarding all things political. But they aren't and they don't and ergo, I think for them to play dirty pool with our girls is both dirty and duplicitous.
Lastly, and please forgive me, but who the heck are Whoopi and Joy Behar to rip on any lady's looks? Do Goldberg and her hunter-orange-headed, unfunny friend not have any mirrors? Good Lawd, girls. Talk about the putz calling kettle black.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: carlyfiorina; theview
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Whoopi fell off the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, upon hitting the ground her face caught fire, and was put out with an ice pick
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posted on
11/08/2015 8:02:45 AM PST
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
To: bert
I remember when she used to be funny. Now she is but a whale of a gal.
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posted on
11/08/2015 8:47:33 AM PST
by
biff
To: Kaslin
The Whoopster is FUGLY! Wasn’t she in that movie with Ted Danson, White Men Can’t See?
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posted on
11/08/2015 9:10:51 AM PST
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: dforest
Very much uglier by a mile.Here, let me fix that:
Very much uglier by than a mile mule.
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posted on
11/08/2015 9:23:23 AM PST
by
OldSmaj
(obama is a worthless mohametan. Impeach his ass now!)
To: Vaduz
Ted Danson must have an immunity to eye bleach...
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posted on
11/08/2015 9:26:03 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: X-spurt
“Just what in entertainment is Whoopi VERY SUCCESSFUL at?”
I’ve heard of her, much more than I care to. To me that’s success. Also I’m sure she’s made a few bucks in the business.
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posted on
11/08/2015 9:38:53 AM PST
by
BobL
( (REPUBLICANS - Fight for the WHITE VOTE...and you will win (see my 'profile' page))
To: Kaslin
Whoopi looks like the south end of a north bound poodle.
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posted on
11/08/2015 10:01:57 AM PST
by
CodeToad
(Stupid kills, but not nearly enough!)
To: OldSmaj
Now you have gone and insulted the mule, one of the finest helpmates man has ever known.
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posted on
11/08/2015 10:53:44 AM PST
by
RipSawyer
(Racism is racism, regardless of the race of the racist.)
To: Kaslin
If Carly is 'Ugly' Then What Is Whoopi? Well, Carly's picture isn't next to "Ugly" in the dictionary.
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posted on
11/08/2015 11:38:52 AM PST
by
stevem
To: hsmomx3
If Whoopi were a kind and thoughtful person I could easily overlook her overall appearance.But the fact is,she’s a ugly and twisted person on the inside and that don’t cut it for me.
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posted on
11/08/2015 11:43:12 AM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: Kaslin
Fugly
If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards....
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posted on
11/08/2015 2:03:14 PM PST
by
Feckless
(The US Gubbmint / This Tagline CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
To: Kaslin
I put Whoopi on the same level as Moochelle Obama.
Eww!
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posted on
11/08/2015 7:31:25 PM PST
by
rdb3
(SOCIAL MEDIA IS A SEWER!)
To: Kaslin; Lazamataz
Whoopie ?????
Not even Laz.
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:14:11 AM PST
by
cpdiii
(Deckhand, Roughneck, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR)
To: Feckless
“If I had a dog that ugly I’d shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards....”
I’d shoot the poor dog and put it out of its misery.
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posted on
11/09/2015 6:01:19 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Kaslin
Nor do I just the news clips tells one how bad it stinks.
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posted on
11/09/2015 7:40:27 AM PST
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacted the most.)
To: ErnBatavia
He must be hired to stay around?.
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posted on
11/09/2015 7:41:21 AM PST
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacted the most.)
To: Kaslin
Good grief, if they’re worried about ugly they should review Hillary photos.
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posted on
11/09/2015 7:23:40 PM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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