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If Richard Dawkins Is Right
The Gospel Coalition ^ | 11/7/15 | Bernard N Howard

Posted on 11/07/2015 9:04:37 AM PST by SoFloFreeper

“Nobody knows who the four evangelists were, but they almost certainly never met Jesus personally. Much of what they wrote was in no sense an honest attempt at history. . . . The gospels are ancient fiction.” – Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion


If Dawkins is correct, one might imagine the following conversation . . .

Luke: Let’s have another round of drinks. I’ve an idea I want to run past you.

John: Sure. What’s on your mind?

Luke: You probably heard about the Nazarene named Jesus who was crucified yesterday. I think he could be the perfect candidate for our fake Messiah project.

Mark: One tiny problem: he’s dead!

Luke: Yes, but that means we’ll control the narrative. We’ll be in charge of his reputation.

Matthew: Who would follow a dead Messiah?

Luke: Nobody, so we’ll begin with a resurrection myth. We’ll hire some thugs to fight off the soldiers guarding his tomb so we can get rid of the corpse.

John: But a missing corpse isn’t the same as a resurrection.

Luke: You’re right, so we’ll have to persuade Jesus’s friends to spend the next 30 years telling everyone he’s risen from the dead, even if sticking to that story means they’ll be imprisoned or killed.

Mark: Okay, then what?

Luke: Well, to make a conspiracy credible you need precise details. So we’ll invent stories where Jesus interacts with people in specific locations.

Matthew: Won’t people just disprove the stories by visiting those places and asking around?

Luke: There’s no need to worry about that. We could invent a story about a synagogue ruler’s terminally ill daughter being healed, give the synagogue ruler a name, set it all in a particular place, and still no one—absolutely no one, not even the people living in that place—would trouble to fact-check. Everyone would simply swallow the story whole!

Mark: It sounds like we’re on safe ground there. But if we want people to follow Jesus, he’ll need a message. People have been waiting for the Messiah for centuries. He’s got to be worth listening to when he finally appears.

John: Good point. I’ll cook up some deep quotes.

Luke: Thanks, John. Mark’s right: you’ll need to put profound wisdom on Jesus’s lips that theological scholars can happily study for their entire careers.

John: Not a problem.

Luke: Guys, it will take us a while to put these documents together. We need to get communities of people worshiping Jesus in the meantime so that when our books come out they’ll get a good reception.

Mark: There’s a guy I know called Saul, he could help with that.

Luke: Saul the Pharisee? I can’t imagine him getting involved with this kind of thing.

Mark: Trust me, he’s our man. I see him leaving behind everything he’s been trained to do and planting congregations of Jesus worshipers throughout the Roman Empire, whatever it costs him personally—beatings, shipwrecks, and the like.

Matthew: Awesome. But Luke, can you just remind me, what’s the point of all this? I mean, what exactly do we get out of this?

Luke: Come on, Matt, it will be so much fun. We’ll watch people being brutally martyred, and we’ll know they’ve been deceived by our dishonest fiction! What’s not to like about that?

John: I agree with Luke. This is definitely worth years of effort on our part. Count me in.

Mark: Me too.

Matthew: I’ll do it if my name comes first in all the promotional material.

Luke: Deal. Let’s get to work.


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To: georgiegirl

I was mistaken on that I believe it was Miller that tried to argue the evolution of blood clotting- got my ‘anti-God evolutionists’ m ixed up


21 posted on 11/07/2015 11:03:19 AM PST by Bob434
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To: TBP

There are scholars who date the Gospels well before 70 A.D., so your assertion that the Gospels were written at 90 A.D. or after is disputable.


22 posted on 11/07/2015 11:22:17 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: TBP
Quote: The earliest writings date from at least 90 AD,

You have been misinformed. We have none of the original manuscripts, but we have remnants of copies of Matthew found in Egypt that date to 80 AD at the latest, and some claim that there are some that date to the 50's AD. Also, John specifically claimed he was writing as an eyewitness, John 21:24-25.

Higher Criticism was developed by liberal "scholars", many of whom deny miracles, prophecy and the resurrection from the outset, and their "scholarship" is a product of those premises.

23 posted on 11/07/2015 12:12:55 PM PST by jimmyray
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To: jimmyray
John specifically claimed he was writing as an eyewitness

He can claim that if he likes, but that doesn't make it true.

24 posted on 11/07/2015 12:17:04 PM PST by TBP (with the wrong hand)
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To: jimmyray

The earliest writings are the Epistles, many of which are pseudepigraphic. The Gospels come from around 90 AD.

http://www.asia.si.edu/exhibitions/online/ITB/html/earliestScriptures.htm

http://www.bible.ca/ef/topical-the-earliest-new-testament-manuscripts.htm

They are NOT comtemporaneous manuscripts, thus not eyewitness reports. They have been subject to telling and retelling before being written down, with the propensity for distortion that that entails.

Furthermore, since there are literally thousands of copies, all handwritten, there are numerous transcription errors over the years, as well as copies with material either added or deleted. While we may never be able to reproduce the original text, comparison and contrast will get us just about as close as we can get.

It’s amazing how much the version we have has been altered even from the earliest versions we have, which are not originals and therefore probably contained alterations themselves.


25 posted on 11/07/2015 12:28:54 PM PST by TBP (with the wrong hand)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Aside from the smug superiority and massive egos of hard core athiests I don’t understand their attacks on Christianity.

Why would they care if ‘we’ are wrong? If we die and ‘we’ are wrong, then we’re dead. If ‘they’ are wrong we face God and hopefully, get in to heaven. What is to lose and why would they care?


26 posted on 11/07/2015 12:29:27 PM PST by Organic Panic
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To: TBP

And you can declare him a liar, but that does not make him one.


27 posted on 11/07/2015 12:29:55 PM PST by jimmyray
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To: jimmyray

Do we have anything other than his declaration to show that he was the disciple John and an eyewitness?

If you were writing AS John, you would make this claim. it would strengthen your claim to be him.


28 posted on 11/07/2015 12:32:07 PM PST by TBP (with the wrong hand)
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To: SoFloFreeper


29 posted on 11/07/2015 12:41:04 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: TBP
Quote: They are NOT comtemporaneous manuscripts, thus not eyewitness reports.

at best! there would only be 4 original manuscripts, so it is unlikely we will ever find those. A copy of the original would still be an eyewitness account.

it is remarkable how accurate our current Greek manuscripts are compared to those from antiquity.. We have over 5300 Greek manuscripts of the NT, more than any other ancient text, the closest being Homer's Illiad, of which we have less than 700, with earliest dating to 500 AD.

Since you have given this a great deal of thought, why would you deny Matthew an John were written by anyone else, and why would they lie about being eyewitnesses? Do you also deny the bodily resurrection of Christ?

30 posted on 11/07/2015 12:52:42 PM PST by jimmyray
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To: jimmyray

Not unless the authors were actually eyewitnesses. There is no evidence to suggest that they were.


31 posted on 11/07/2015 12:53:48 PM PST by TBP (with the wrong hand)
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To: jimmyray

I’ve read a fair amount of scholarly material on this.

The current manuscripts are actually at variance with the early ones in a number of places.

Furthermore, while the Bible was written in Greek, Jesus spoke Aramaic. (This leads me to suspect that the eyewitnesses would also be Aramaic speakers.) In Aramaic, many key words have several meanings, the choice of which could alter the meaning of what’s being said. it seems that this requires an editorial choice when translating what Jesus said, as you have to pick one meaning over another.


32 posted on 11/07/2015 12:57:18 PM PST by TBP (with the wrong hand)
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To: TBP

And if you were John, you would say it as well! What tests are you applying to determine John was not written by an eyewitness, who was a disciple?


33 posted on 11/07/2015 12:57:34 PM PST by jimmyray
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To: TBP

So have I. Have you seen a list of these errors, and how they change the fundamentals of the Gospel, that the sinless Jesus died for our sins, was buried 3 days, and was bodily resurrected?


34 posted on 11/07/2015 1:02:17 PM PST by jimmyray
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To: TBP
Quote: Jesus spoke Aramaic

No doubt, but not necessarily exclusively. He may well have been trilingual, but then, as God in the flesh, he could speak any language.

But then, if you doubt the authorship of the books, then you must doubt their veracity, and the basics of Christ's claims about himself.

35 posted on 11/07/2015 1:10:27 PM PST by jimmyray
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To: Organic Panic

I think that is called Pascal’s Wager, named for the same thought that a French (?) mathematician came up with in the 1600s.

So congratulations, you’re thinking like a famous guy. :)


36 posted on 11/07/2015 1:27:24 PM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: jimmyray

I tend to think that because of the Destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70, that those who believe in earlier dates for most (all?) of the NT are correct.

Otherwise, the gospel writers would make a VERY big deal out of Jesus’ prediction of Jerusalem’s fall coming true.

Makes sense to me, anyway.


37 posted on 11/07/2015 1:29:29 PM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: jimmyray
To: TBP Quote: The earliest writings date from at least 90 AD, You have been misinformed. We have none of the original manuscripts, but we have remnants of copies of Matthew found in Egypt that date to 80 AD at the latest, and some claim that there are some that date to the 50's AD. Also, John specifically claimed he was writing as an eyewitness, John 21:24-25. Higher Criticism was developed by liberal "scholars", many of whom deny miracles, prophecy and the resurrection from the outset, and their "scholarship" is a product of those premises.

Further, we have some manuscripts which date to the 50's which cannot be attributed but which recount some of the events described in the gospels.

The criticisms about the dating also does not sound as critical when you observe that the manuscripts recount events that occurred in the last half of the third decade (25-30 AD).

38 posted on 11/07/2015 1:55:00 PM PST by David
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To: TBP

>> Furthermore, while the Bible was written in Greek, Jesus spoke Aramaic. (This leads me to suspect that the eyewitnesses would also be Aramaic speakers.)

I think you mean The New Testament was written in Greek.

There’s a great reason for that. It’s the same reason that Gentiles were referred to as Greeks, even when they were not Greek at all.

If you’re as scholarly as you claim, I shouldn’t have to tell you why, especially since I’m an ignorant old man who doesn’t even have a Bachelor’s Degree.


39 posted on 11/07/2015 2:18:17 PM PST by angryoldfatman
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To: SoFloFreeper

I concur. Odd that one of the reasons the “scholars” argue for a late date is because of the temples destruction, which they reason was looking backward at a past event, but deceptively portrayed as a prophecy of Jesus. Fits with their patent denial of the possibility of miracles, prophecy, and most importantly, the resurrection.


40 posted on 11/07/2015 3:15:14 PM PST by jimmyray
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