Posted on 11/03/2015 7:35:05 AM PST by maggief
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush has been having a bad time, whether in the polls or at the debates. To improve his public image and increase his political capital, the former Florida governor has hired the famous media coach Roger Ailes employed to whip his Fox News anchors into tip-top shape.
According to the Daily Intelligencer, legendary political consultant and media coach Jon Kraushar will help Bush bolster his renewed âJeb Can Fix Itâ campaign.
(Excerpt) Read more at mediaite.com ...
This is akin to taking someone with a "monotone" voice and trying to teach them to sing.
Without "auto-tune" equipment it's VERY difficult.
I'm sure that the NEW Jeb Bush will be just as UNACCEPTABLE as the original.
Ooooo... that last part's gonna hurt...right?
I'll borrow Hillary's broomstick...its’ been “broken in”.
:-)
LOL @ all of it.
You know the words! Join in!
Jeb the Fixer
Can he fix it?
Jeb the Fixer
Yes, he can!
Hey!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Jeb and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Can we build it? Yeah!
Can we fix it? Yeah!
Jeb the Fixer
Can he fix it?
Jeb the Fixer
Yes, he can!
Oh how proud the Founders would be of what the nation has become. This reminds me a lot of when Pretzels the Chimp had The Tick start writing his speeches covering the middle east. Spooooooooooon!
So, are we to expect Jeb to appear in short skirts and flashing leg?
Shortly afterwards, Jeb was seen wearing a tight dress, false eyelashes, and a luxurious mane of blonde curls.
Ya can’t polish a turd ...
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