Posted on 08/24/2015 3:53:28 PM PDT by Helicondelta
Hillary Clinton sent classified information over her private email server during her time as secretary of state, and though she claims she’s turned over all of her work-related emails — 55,000 pages worth — to the State Department, this presidential hopeful could be looking at jail time.
If Clinton goes to lockup, she’s going to need these tips to survive.
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“She’s not going to prison. Where would her Secret Service agents stay?”
They can put her in solitary confinement and the Secret Service agents can take turns watching her. We can find a way to make it work.
Hillary,
Make sure you ask for a cellmate with a clean carpet.
Luv,
Huma
Tip #1: Don’t try to treat the guards and warden the way you treated your Secret Service detail and White House support staff.
Tip #2: Don’t request a conjugal with Huma unless you’re both in the same institution.
Tip #3: “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” will not be a viable defense.
Tip #4: Faking a concussion will not get you out of laundry duty.
Tip #5: Your cellmates will not buy into that “It takes a village” crap.
Tip #6: Nobody you’ll be living with gives a rip how many airline miles you’ve flown.
Tip #7: Don’t expect much help from Bill when your parole hearing comes up.
Tip #8: Botox treatments are not part of standard prison infirmary service.
Tip #9: Realize those toadies in the MSM will quickly figure out there’s no percentage in shilling for someone in an orange jumpsuit.
Tip #10: Illicit alcoholic beverages can be procured behind bars, but probably not in the quantities you’d prefer.
Bonus Tip #11: If you want to provide the Obama’s with a good laugh, request a presidential pardon.
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If only she were going to prison.... but remember.. she is a Clinton.. and Clintons aren’t held to the legal standards which apply to common folk. They act with absolute impunity. Like it or not, that’s the way it all works in this country. She has many devoted followers who are ready, willing and eager to accept any penalty on her behalf.
Hillary says, “Oh you little people, don’t you know by now that neither Bill nor I do prison. What date, time, and where do you want Human and Cheryl to report?”
There is no way in the world she is going to prison.
Those are excellent!
Does Huma get in for conjugal visits?
My favorite bumper sticker: Hillary for Prison 2016
Conjugal visits with Huma.
Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y’know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone’s ass the first day, or become someone’s bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?
Soap on a rope?
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