[PJ-Comix]

Talk about idiocy! This guy had a dream job. Big Bucks by traveling around and appearing as spokesman for Subway and he tosses it all away to feed his perversions.

[DaxtonBrown]

Wow! That fall was fast. Poof, everything gone.

[DB]

A bit like the Dell “dude”...

[mkjessup]

I will be surprised if that perv serves even one day in jail, he’ll probably get probation, community service and ‘counseling’.

[Dilbert San Diego]

That’s right. Sexual perverts lives revolve around gratifying their desires. They will take many risks to achieve gratification.

[edpc]

We’ll probably find he was molested and that’s why he got so huge in the first place. No excuse for this, though.

[TexasCajun]

[Resolute Conservative]

Ok, I can hear the prison nicknames now...

[Theoria]

[RicocheT]

So, is Jared hooked on little boys or little girls? My bet is on the boys. I still like Subway, too bad they stuck with Jared so long—they did do fewer ads featuring him in recent years, maybe Subway got bad vibes on him.

[RginTN]

If he comes out as gay all will be forgiven and obama will call him to praise him

[Pearls Before Swine]

Jared... Psssst... wrong sandwich.

[cripplecreek]

And he had aides.

[Sybeck1]

Eat Fresh

[SkyDancer]

Wow. Whod’a thunk?

[TexasCajun]

How bad must the evidence be to cop to possession of child porn.

And then there's his former partner in crime:

Earlier this year, Russell Taylor, the former director of the Jared Foundation started by Fogle, was arrested in a child pornography case. He was accused of possessing and producing child pornography. Investigators said a search of Taylor’s home turned up more than 500 videos with images of child pornography. In May, Taylor unsuccessfully tried to kill himself while in jail.

[colorado tanker]

And he has (or had) a family.

[BigEdLB]

Hard to get a BMT in the state pen....

[Bruce Kurtz]

Bet he shoots up to 500 lbs again

[Conscience of a Conservative]

[insert “too fresh” joke here]

[EinNYC]

Big dope. Really blew it, much like Tiger Woods blew being married to a beautiful and loving woman. Jared will spend time in the pen instead of living it up on a good salary, and Tiger has gone through a whole meltdown, having to spend his time being humiliated trying to qualify for golf tournaments he used to own. For what? Stuff they shouldn't have been involved with in the first place---perverted thrills from kids in the first case and blowing the whole fidelity thing in the second case. Now they are living much diminished lives.

I don't know why Subway is so successful. First of all, anyone could buy deli meats at the store and make their own sub. Secondly, that stuff is chock-full of sodium, so it's inherently not very healthy. I don't patronize Subway, even though we have some kosher Subways around here. The one in my neighborhood went bust from lack of business.