Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy end their relationship

NY DAILY NEWS ^ | 8/4/15 | PETER SBLENDORIO, DAVID HINCKLEY

[dfwgator]

Did Bert and Ernie finally tie the knot?

[dfwgator]

What’s green and smells like Miss Piggy?

[Excellence]

This story has got legs. And they’re edible.

[smalltownslick]

In light of all the recent celebrity breakups and the way they word their press releases, this is pretty funny.

[MissEdie]

So did I, It’s one of the few things I remember my entire family siting around and enjoying. I took my six-year old daughter to see Muppet Most Wanted. Not even thirty minutes into it she was tapping me on the shoulder asking if we could leave. When we got outside the theater she says to me “Mommy, I don’t understand how you liked those things when you were a kid, they are too stupid for words!” I almost cried!!

[Vermont Lt]

All those years wasted on that little green bastard.

[Rodamala]

Instead they will showcase Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's homosexual relationship. Expect a gay wedding soon.

[Charles Martel]

When we got outside the theater she says to me “Mommy, I don’t understand how you liked those things when you were a kid, they are too stupid for words!” I almost cried!!

I guess it's true that childhood is much more fleeting these days, huh?

[fredhead]

“Miss Piggy announces she has a new boyfriend and proceeds to kiss him passionately while Kermit looks on.”

Sounds like what my ex did to me. Must be the mid-life crisis.

[BigEdLB]

This is the best answer

[JEDI4S]

Toads! Kermit would not stop licking toads. Licking, licking, all the time with the licking. And he was spending way too much time with Bert and Ernie.

Hey, my first post here in many moons...and my speeling seems corect... :-)

[lacrew]

Beat me to it.

[FlingWingFlyer]

This is going to break the hearts of many Americans. Just something else the commie ‘RATS are using to push the PP Meat Processing and Meat Packing Co. out of the headlines. Americans are idiots.

[twister881]

Alert! Alert!

SENSE OF HUMOR LOW light on this thread!

Away the Chill Out Action Team, away!

[seawolf101]

So Kermit finally figured out how many men have been putting their hands up miss Piggy’s dress.

[sweetiepiezer]

That was a good laugh, thank you.

[jasbd1985]

My whole world has been turned upside down.

[Sivad]

I’ll take the longer odds on Kermit converting
to Islam...... No more makin’ bacon.

[Impy]

Kermit converted to Islam and can no longer eat pork.

HIYO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NFHale]

RE Converted:

He’s now “Khermeed” (with a lot of phlegm)...