Posted on 07/29/2015 12:28:51 PM PDT by dead
An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery.
Police tell the Connecticut Post they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Bergs home.
Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house...
(Excerpt) Read more at connecticut.cbslocal.com ...
Just wanted a little bush
I have heard of “stump training” but this is something that stumps me.
You were quick!
Good advice all around.
Too bad he wasn’t publicly butt humping his male pal, he could have sued the neighbor for harassment - if one may be forgiven a pun.
Rosemary, OK!
Sweet William, Gay
"APPALLING!"
NO MORE BUSHES!
I hate you because you thought of it first.
UPDATE:Earlier police reports were later confirmed as accurate when the accused was rushed to the hospital with a life-threatening case of poison ivy.
hated by many....respected by all.
Well, Laz, you were not there first, but the question remains....would you hit it?
did it have a nice two layered effect????
He’s in line for a scholarship to Northwestern University. Home of The Fighting Vibrators!
Damn...I never even had a chance...LOL
At least know we now know why they wanted the shrubbery.
Mystery solved.
Well well, the little Anti-Southern bigot posts again. Did a Southerner steal your favorite toy or something? Poor baby, you can’t even locate the South on a map but you insist on posting childish tripe. Aren’t you afraid that mommy will catch you on her computer? Poor, jealous child:)
Hey dud... wasnt me banging the pig...that was Bama boy...its a real story im sure your smart enough to ck it out...
Stuck in Hellanta for 22 long years... 8 more to go.
talk about morning wood
First of all, I’m not a “dude”. I would have thought my username would have told you that.
In almost every post you make, you denigrate Southerners. You really should seek help because your hatred of the South borders on psychotic. I’m embarrassed for you, i really am. Atlanta is a great city but you are too bigoted to realize it. The South is a much better place than the ugly, boring dump where you came from...
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