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Police: Stratford Man Performed Sex Act With Shrubbery
http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2015/07/29/police-stratford-man-performed-sex-act-with-shrubbery/ ^

Posted on 07/29/2015 12:28:51 PM PDT by dead

An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery.

Police tell the Connecticut Post they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg’s home.

Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house...

(Excerpt) Read more at connecticut.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Connecticut
KEYWORDS: stayoutdabushes
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To: CivilWarBrewing

21 posted on 07/29/2015 12:42:05 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: dead

Could be his wife cremains are spread under that shrub and he was just saying hello..
Does any one really think he was having sex with a bush or maybe having sex with BetsyPalmers five sisters in the bush???
How is this public indecency if he’s in his own yard??
Should the nosey neighbor just looked the other way....?


22 posted on 07/29/2015 12:44:28 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: PGR88

Good point....


23 posted on 07/29/2015 12:45:02 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: dead

24 posted on 07/29/2015 12:45:03 PM PDT by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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To: Demiurge2

That add floored me.I could not believe it...Network TV is so down the crapper


25 posted on 07/29/2015 12:47:28 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: dead
Is he allowed to marry the shrubbery, per the Supreme Court?
26 posted on 07/29/2015 12:48:08 PM PDT by PATRIOT1876
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To: rjsimmon

exactly my first thought. Perhaps create a two tiered effect...


27 posted on 07/29/2015 12:48:27 PM PDT by reed13k (w)
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To: reed13k
Perhaps create a two tiered effect...

With a path down the middle?

28 posted on 07/29/2015 12:49:29 PM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: dead

https://youtu.be/YZpYSqSCObE


29 posted on 07/29/2015 12:50:16 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: dead

"...and I get chased with a broom romping through some clover"

30 posted on 07/29/2015 12:51:57 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: dead

Beat me to it damn yer eyes


31 posted on 07/29/2015 12:53:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< | :)~)
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To: dead

Shoot in Alabama a man did it with a pig in Wal Mart!!...
Yes...its the South.


32 posted on 07/29/2015 12:57:28 PM PDT by wyowolf
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To: dead

They should have had that in the Holy Grail movie.


33 posted on 07/29/2015 12:58:12 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: Red Badger

It was a relationship destined to splinter from the start.


34 posted on 07/29/2015 1:01:33 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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To: dead

A person shouldn’t be discriminated against because of who they love.


35 posted on 07/29/2015 1:02:44 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (If you can't make a deal with a politician, you can't make a deal. --Donald Trump)
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To: Seruzawa

TransBotan


36 posted on 07/29/2015 1:05:04 PM PDT by TexasCajun ( “A liberal is someone who thinks he knows more about your experience than you do.“)
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To: NormsRevenge

He was going out on a limb to display his woody.............


37 posted on 07/29/2015 1:08:53 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: PATRIOT1876

Could be a thorny issue.


38 posted on 07/29/2015 1:11:01 PM PDT by moovova
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To: All

He just couldn’t leaf it alone.


39 posted on 07/29/2015 1:13:29 PM PDT by mmichaels1970
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To: dead

Let’s hope he turns over a new leaf.


40 posted on 07/29/2015 1:17:05 PM PDT by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a murderer, and find one.... what's yoIur plan?)
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