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Another VA Scandal: GI Bill Funnels Taxpayer Money To Masturbation Classes, "Hate Churches" & More
zero hedge ^ | 7/24/15 | tyler durden

Posted on 07/24/2015 4:25:09 PM PDT by Nachum

Iraq War veteran David Rodriguez steps into a softly lit classroom at the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco, crosses his legs and sits on a pillow in front of an altar decorated with a rope, a model of a penis and a statue of a Hindu god.

Rodriguez, a retired Navy lieutenant commander who led an engineering battalion that dismantled roadside bombs, is here for a class on “sexual bodywork.” When instruction begins, he will join his classmates in practicing different forms of masturbation.

“They do vulva massage and penis massage and anal massage,” said instructor Ariadne H. Luya, who holds a Ph.D. from the institute, an unaccredited graduate school founded in 1976 by an iconoclastic Methodist minister who amassed a large collection of erotic art and pornographic films, including child pornography, that is kept at the school.

“We want to get people out of their ruts. Have you been masturbating the same way for 20 years?” she asked rhetorically. “How’s that going for you? Would you like to try something new?”

Rodriguez is funding his studies with the GI Bill, which means taxpayers are covering his tuition to pursue a doctorate in human sexuality – more than $20,000 over the past two years.

But in the absence of strong government oversight, Reveal has found a gold rush of 2,000 schools cashing in on the exemption. The list includes schools set up to make a profit by teaching blackjack, scuba diving, dog grooming, taxidermy and yoga. Many are owned by individuals who’ve gone bankrupt or failed to pay their taxes. A handful are owned by convicted felons…

Back at the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco, the Rev. Ted McIlvenna, the school’s president, walks down

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We have officially entered the weird stage.
1 posted on 07/24/2015 4:25:09 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Jet Jaguar; NorwegianViking; ExTexasRedhead; HollyB; FromLori; EricTheRed_VocalMinority; ...

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2 posted on 07/24/2015 4:25:31 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: Nachum

That happened a long time ago.


3 posted on 07/24/2015 4:26:41 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Nachum
"Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco"


4 posted on 07/24/2015 4:27:53 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Nachum

No wonder the VA is going down the tubes. Sick-O.


5 posted on 07/24/2015 4:29:08 PM PDT by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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To: Nachum

San Fransicko, run by queers, coprophiliacs, and lesbians.


6 posted on 07/24/2015 4:29:16 PM PDT by Neoliberalnot (Marxism works well only with the uneducated and the unarmed.)
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To: Nachum

“Have you been masturbating the same way for 20 years?”

Damn. Talk about lasting more than 3 hours...


7 posted on 07/24/2015 4:29:36 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Nachum

Mastrubation classes. To prepare students for what kind of jobs? Political office? ( meanwhile, China trains engineers and scientists )


8 posted on 07/24/2015 4:32:35 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (up)
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To: BenLurkin

Best reply thread over.


9 posted on 07/24/2015 4:34:30 PM PDT by drunknsage
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To: Nachum

I guess i am self taught


10 posted on 07/24/2015 4:35:33 PM PDT by BRL
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“Have you been masturbating the same way for 20 years?” she asked rhetorically. “How’s that going for you?”

Can’t complain....


11 posted on 07/24/2015 4:43:39 PM PDT by freebilly
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To: Nachum

San Francisco needs to be hit with a 10.0 or 11.0


12 posted on 07/24/2015 4:52:16 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: Nachum

A school to learn how to jack off?

Don’t we have enough law schools already?


13 posted on 07/24/2015 5:03:53 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Nachum

Funding for adequate and timely healthcare must be sacrificed so that these important programs are available.


14 posted on 07/24/2015 5:07:15 PM PDT by Amagi (Lenin: "Socialized Medicine is the Keystone to the Arch of the Socialist State.")
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To: faithhopecharity

#8: I think you’ve hit on something re “Masturbation classes.. to prepare students for what kinds of jobs? “POLITICAL OFFICE”?

Why not. Congress if full of pricks and assholes. Would seem to be the right preparation for being there.

Talking about “preparation”, I think congressional classes in how to use “Preparation H” would also be appropriate.
[You can fill in the rest of my thoughts on this]


15 posted on 07/24/2015 5:10:46 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Nachum

If you’ve been doing it for 20 years you’re definitely doing it wrong


16 posted on 07/24/2015 5:12:07 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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Law school for wankers?

Sounds redundant.


17 posted on 07/24/2015 5:27:48 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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“”a retired Navy lieutenant commander””

What next? Not a shred of shame? Of the mentality that says if the government is going to offer it, I’m going to take advantage of it? Disgusting!


18 posted on 07/24/2015 5:29:25 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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Making money teaching people how to masturbate

I got to hand it to them

19 posted on 07/24/2015 5:54:39 PM PDT by tophat9000 (SCOTUS=Newspeak)
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To: Nachum; All
The VA is an excellent study in universal, single-payer health care.

It's extraordinarily rare to find a Priority I or II Vet with a substantial complaint.

But if you're priority VI, it's best you get your care somewhere else.

Personally, I have zero complaints. None.

Timely, efficient, courteous and effective.

But I see some guys with legit complaints every time I go there.

They are my PREFERRED PROVIDER and I have alternate insurance.

Just sayin'.

20 posted on 07/24/2015 6:10:08 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18 - Be The Leaderless Resistance)
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