Mastrubation classes. To prepare students for what kind of jobs? Political office? ( meanwhile, China trains engineers and scientists )
#8: I think you’ve hit on something re “Masturbation classes.. to prepare students for what kinds of jobs? “POLITICAL OFFICE”?
Why not. Congress if full of pricks and assholes. Would seem to be the right preparation for being there.
Talking about “preparation”, I think congressional classes in how to use “Preparation H” would also be appropriate.
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