Posted on 07/07/2015 12:46:05 PM PDT by Sopater
Its the NANNY-ST8 for your license plate.
In addition to outright vulgarity and racism, some states prohibit messages on vanity license plates that can be viewed as anti-government.
In Pennsylvania, for example, where five state employees in Harrisburg get to decide whats allowed on vanity plates, banned words include PUTSCH, a German word roughly equivalent to the more-well-known France term coup détat but with an uncomfortable connection to Hitler and the Nazis.
But ENDFED, a reference to libertarian-led efforts to shut down the Federal Reserve Bank, is also on the do-not-license list, according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.
Melissa Daniels explains that any reference to drugs or sex are also banned, no matter how subtle Grass is banned because it could be an alias for marijuana or odd: SexNazi got the hook, though wed like to hear a bureaucrat give the official definition for that one.
The wordsmiths at the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation are always on the look-out for new offenders.
When vanity plate applications arrive, PennDOT license specialists check them against a list of 20,000 dirty words and banned phrases. They look up Internet slang and scroll through acronym dictionaries, Daniels explains.
Presumably, they pass the rest of their day by playing Scrabble and listening to Stairway To Heaven on repeat, trying to find new double entendres for drug use.
But dont blame Pennsylvania for its silly rules pretty much every state does this.
In Connecticut, BALZ and SCREWU are illegal, probably because they offend the states charming, idyllic vision of itself.
But the CT Post reported last month the state also bans PITA and TOBASCO, seemingly for no reason at all.
Before plates are handed out to drivers, the requests are first automatically reviewed and checked for potential offensive phrasing through the banned license plate list, according to William Seymour, director of communications of Connecticut DMV. More than 1,000 words make the list.
Well concede the government gets to decide whats allowed and not allowed on license plates, because it is the state that is making and selling them (is it really selling if they are mandatory?) to car-owners.
Indeed, thats exactly what the U.S. Supreme Court ruled last month in a case that flew way under the radar of the courts other big decisions.
In a 5-4 ruling, the court held that Texas decision to ban the confederate flag from state license plates was not a violation of free speech because license plates are a form of government speech.
When the government speaks, it is not barred by the Free Speech Clause from determining the content of what it says wrote Justice Stephen Breyer in the majority opinion.
In the wake of that decision, Virginia Gov. Terry Mcaullife has asked Attorney General Mark Herring to challenge a 2002 federal court decision that Virginia could not block the Confederate Veterans from displaying its logo, which includes the Confederate flag, on state license plates.
You could even make a case though a less constitutionally sound one that the state should limit expressions of outright vulgarity or blatant racism on license plates, in the name of keeping our highways more civilized and cutting down on road rage, perhaps.
But is it worth it to have taxpayer-paid bureaucrats spending all day searching through UrbanDictionary.com and scouring the darkest corners of 4chan to make sure no one will be driving around with the latest slang drug reference affixed to the back of their car?
For that matter, is there any good reason at all to ban so-called anti-government statements on license plates? Its not as if someone can really make a convincing case for anarchy in 10 letters or less.
Or can they?
GUBMENT SUX
Nailed it.
NOUSHTUP
No Consent
That pesky 1 st amendment again. Damn!
SexNazi
And we thought the Soup Nazi was bad.
No sex for you!
PERVERT
PEDOPHILE
SATANIST
COMMIE
ILLEGAL
ISIS
BANDITO
POT SMKR
ATHEIST
CLIMATE CHANGE
Is that for real?
Here in NH a guy tried to get COPSLIE on his vanity plate.
Had to go all the way to the NH Supreme Court, but in the end he got his plate.
I mean, how could they deny me TDIFOA (this department is full of a'holes) ?
I’ve heard it is/was.
I’ve also heard it was cancelled/rescinded after the Nanny ST8ers realized what it said.
A guy I know had FTATF on his license plate for several years (5 or 6, if I recall correctly) before someone at DMV finally noticed it when he went for his annual renewal.
Because nothing makes a cop want to give you a break, or even just not stop you, like driving around with a plate that insults the cops?
The best anti-tailgating device in the state.
Best pic
I actually saw that one driving around one day, years ago. LMAOed.
Yes, I saw it once on the road years ago. I think the state figured it out or somebody complained and the state took it away from him.
I always wanted NUKEDC.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.