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Man dies after sex with scarecrow (Argentina)
Perth Now ^ | APRIL 04, 2015

Posted on 07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT by Dundee

A SHEPHERD was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

Neighbours led police to the Argentinian man’s body after they rang the local council about a foul smell coming from Jose Alberto’s home in San Jose de Balcare, the International Business Times reports.

Police later found Alberto, 58, whose rotting remains were found next to the scarecrow.

The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it.

“During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features,” prosecutor Rodolfo Moure told The Balcarce Journal.

“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”

Mr Moure said there were no signs of violence, or a robbery at the scene of the man’s death.

“We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said...

(Excerpt) Read more at perthnow.com.au ...


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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Maybe that what he was going to think with.


61 posted on 07/02/2015 12:41:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong X Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: musicman

ROFLOL!!!


62 posted on 07/02/2015 12:43:00 PM PDT by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The little head.


63 posted on 07/02/2015 12:43:44 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We've seen this before. There's a master race. Now there's a master faith." Benjamin Netanyahu)
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To: Albion Wilde

Got it in one.


64 posted on 07/02/2015 12:57:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong X Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man.”


65 posted on 07/02/2015 3:05:05 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: RichInOC

Wow, that’s just wrong on multiple levels. ;)


66 posted on 07/02/2015 3:10:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong X Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: JoeProBono

As Rod Serling would say: “For your consideration, lonely man in need of a companion for pleasure and conversation, next stop ahead The Twilight Zone”.


67 posted on 07/02/2015 3:12:07 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Dundee

I’ve been lonely before, but....


68 posted on 07/02/2015 3:24:38 PM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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To: Albion Wilde
The scarecrow had a strap-on peenie AND lipstick. Sounds like a gender non-conforming scarecrow.

Don't be silly, the strap-on was fake but the lipstick was real. He wanted a girl to roger him from behind, not a guy. He's not GAY!!! Sheesh!

69 posted on 07/02/2015 3:28:45 PM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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To: Billthedrill

LOL! Huge laughs all thru the thread but that reads great.

Wait. I mean, so long as it’s a joke...?

Boy, that is lonely. So ugly the sheep wouldn’t even have him.

Not that I’d know about that sort of thing, of course.


70 posted on 07/03/2015 2:07:43 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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