Posted on 07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT by Dundee
A SHEPHERD was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.
Neighbours led police to the Argentinian man’s body after they rang the local council about a foul smell coming from Jose Alberto’s home in San Jose de Balcare, the International Business Times reports.
Police later found Alberto, 58, whose rotting remains were found next to the scarecrow.
The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it.
“During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features,” prosecutor Rodolfo Moure told The Balcarce Journal.
“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”
Mr Moure said there were no signs of violence, or a robbery at the scene of the man’s death.
“We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said...
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Maybe that what he was going to think with.
ROFLOL!!!
The little head.
Got it in one.
“Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man.”
Wow, that’s just wrong on multiple levels. ;)
As Rod Serling would say: “For your consideration, lonely man in need of a companion for pleasure and conversation, next stop ahead The Twilight Zone”.
I’ve been lonely before, but....
Don't be silly, the strap-on was fake but the lipstick was real. He wanted a girl to roger him from behind, not a guy. He's not GAY!!! Sheesh!
LOL! Huge laughs all thru the thread but that reads great.
Wait. I mean, so long as it’s a joke...?
Boy, that is lonely. So ugly the sheep wouldn’t even have him.
Not that I’d know about that sort of thing, of course.
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