Posted on 07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT by Dundee
A SHEPHERD was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.
Neighbours led police to the Argentinian man’s body after they rang the local council about a foul smell coming from Jose Alberto’s home in San Jose de Balcare, the International Business Times reports.
Police later found Alberto, 58, whose rotting remains were found next to the scarecrow.
The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it.
“During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features,” prosecutor Rodolfo Moure told The Balcarce Journal.
“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”
Mr Moure said there were no signs of violence, or a robbery at the scene of the man’s death.
“We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said...
(Excerpt) Read more at perthnow.com.au ...
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Killed by a murder of crows.
Gives new meaning to the word “hayseed.”
The worst part was, the guy had gotten gonorrhea from a tractor!
That's right, "assumption"! I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. For instance, maybe the guy decided to try and make his scarecrow a little more intimidating by adding a strap-on and he croaked from a heart attack shortly after making the adjustment. Maybe it was a trans-crow. We don't know! It's too early to tell.
Possibly.
I am so stealing that.
In this guy’s case, he’s better off being found dead rather than just severely injured........
Gives a new meaning to having “a roll in the hay”
years ago that picture would be a cheeky joke.
Now it is a blatant sexual statement.
How embarrassing.
Is that the State Department spokeswoman trying to figure out why giving jobs to ISIS terrorists won’t stop their terrorism?
So much for following the yellow brick road.....;-)
Hey tell that Argentine man to come to the USA, as he will soon be able to marry his scarecrow!
Please....nooooooo, it hurts to laugh!!!!!
LMAO!!! Funniest thread ever!!!!!! My condolences for the deceased..............
Can anyone figure who was doing what to whom?
DANG!
As a shepherd he should have stuck with sheep.
He had a woodpecker?
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