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Man dies after sex with scarecrow (Argentina)
Perth Now ^ | APRIL 04, 2015

Posted on 07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT by Dundee

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1 posted on 07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT by Dundee
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To: Dundee

feh....someone will find a strawman argument to explain it all away.


2 posted on 07/02/2015 4:02:38 AM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: Dundee

If it was true love, who are we to judge?


3 posted on 07/02/2015 4:03:41 AM PDT by Flag_This (You can't spell "treason" without the "O".)
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4 posted on 07/02/2015 4:03:57 AM PDT by null and void (What's the bigger danger: the Confederate flag, or the false flag?)
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To: Dundee

File under “You can’t make this stuff up”.

Sorry this guy died but I seriously cannot stop laughing.


5 posted on 07/02/2015 4:04:06 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: Dundee
Of course, it would be wrong to judge him based on his sexual preferences...
6 posted on 07/02/2015 4:05:14 AM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: ZinGirl

Well played!!


7 posted on 07/02/2015 4:05:59 AM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: Dundee

Did his pecker get damaged?


8 posted on 07/02/2015 4:06:15 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Civil rights are for civilized people.)
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To: Dundee
So this was homosexual sex with a scarecrow in the dominant position. Autopsy might show internal hemorrhage.
9 posted on 07/02/2015 4:06:31 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: Dundee

This is the direct result of the confederate flag, an insensitive youtube video, and unhealthy school lunches.


10 posted on 07/02/2015 4:08:08 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: ZinGirl

Finding a good woman is like a needle in a haystack.


11 posted on 07/02/2015 4:12:53 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Dundee

That’s NOT what it would do with a brain if it had one!


12 posted on 07/02/2015 4:14:34 AM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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13 posted on 07/02/2015 4:17:44 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Slings and Arrows

It doesn’t belong in “News” but it surely is “Not-A-Ping.”


14 posted on 07/02/2015 4:21:03 AM PDT by shibumi ("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
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To: Dundee; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; null and void

Multilingual alert: homicidal sex maniac scarecrow on the loose.


15 posted on 07/02/2015 4:21:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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16 posted on 07/02/2015 4:22:50 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
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To: Dundee

17 posted on 07/02/2015 4:24:13 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows

But can he get a marriage license for it?


18 posted on 07/02/2015 4:27:44 AM PDT by shibumi ("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
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To: Dundee

Liberal logic 101: Man watches the Wizard of Oz, learns that the scarecrow got a brain, decides to screw its brains out. The man is ‘normal’ but BAN THE WIZARD OF OZ MOVIE!!!!!


19 posted on 07/02/2015 4:27:47 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown were judged by the content of their character.)
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To: Dundee
The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it.

I thought he went to Oz so the wizard could give him a brain.

20 posted on 07/02/2015 4:27:50 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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