Shoplifters Spotted Shoving Hamburgers Down Pants

Consumerist ^ | June 18, 2015

[SMGFan]

Two men California were sort of shuffling around a supermarket without purchasing anything. One of the men was wearing very baggy pants, and store employees later told police that it was obvious something had been shoved inside his trousers. When the staff confronted him, his pants fell down, revealing ill-gotten hamburgers.

[SaveFerris]

[Two men California were sort of shuffling around a supermarket without purchasing anything.]

Well, at least this is coherent.

[MeganC]

Sounds like a scene from “Animal House”.

[blueunicorn6]

Was it a Whopper?

[dinodino]

[Clay Moore]

My burger tastes strange, how about yours? ping

[Fledermaus]

Now this is timing!!!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3301735/posts

[SaveFerris]

[Shoving Hamburgers Down Pants]

Don’t worry. They have a solution for that which is being deployed. Just another step.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob532iEpqk

[conservativejoy]

Boy, I’ll say! LOL!!!

[SMGFan]

pardon me, I in deleted the “in” along with their crossed out “Texas”

[SaveFerris]

I just looked at the article. Thought maybe they had gone back and edited.

[freeangel]

Do you imagine they were put back in the case? Eeeeewwwwww!

[cincinnati65]

My burger tastes strange,...."

Got a little wang to it, eh?

[SaveFerris]

Been too long since I saw that movie. Forgot what it was.

[Mat_Helm]

[Farmer Dean]

“I’ve had this taste in my mouth before.”
Hollywood Knights reference

[struggle]

[Celtic Conservative]

Baggy pants: an overweight, middle aged cops best friend!

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[Iron Munro]

Is that a stolen hamburger or are you.....

[henkster]

Look, if you want to impress the girls, you put the hamburger in the front of your pants.