Shoplifters Spotted Shoving Hamburgers Down Pants

Consumerist ^ | June 18, 2015

[SMGFan]

Two men California were sort of shuffling around a supermarket without purchasing anything. One of the men was wearing very baggy pants, and store employees later told police that it was obvious something had been shoved inside his trousers. When the staff confronted him, his pants fell down, revealing ill-gotten hamburgers.

[Old Grumpy]

I just KNEW this was gonna be a hilarious thread to read . . .

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

How about the scene with Tim Mathieson and Vera? Bloom in the supermarket, with him holding the cucumber? Remember her reply? If so, post here.

No, it was not “Is that at cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me”?

I want some bonus points for this.

[exit82]

“No.Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc

[recumbentibus]

Two men California

Could be all that's still there. New state motto.

[SaveFerris]

Sounds like a new Charlie Sheen show.

[Slings and Arrows]

Store’s new motto: “You can’t beat our meat!”

[SamAdams76]

For some reason, a hamburger tastes much better with swiss cheese and bacon on top. I order it that way whenever I happen to be in a “hamburger” joint.