Posted on 06/03/2015 7:04:27 PM PDT by tcrlaf
Frakkin HILARIOUS!!! Of course, the liberals are freaking out, and don't see the humor in it, and are screaming thing like "Mysogyny much?".
Some examples:
#HillarySoOld that the Rolling Stones call her Mom...
#HillarySoOld She was pen pals with Karl Marx
#HillarySoOld that when Moses came down from Mount Sinai to tell her about the Ten Commandments she screamed "What Does it Matter?!?"
#HillarySoOld She remembers Judas Iscariot donating 30 pieces of silver to the Clinton Foundation.
How old? Cut open the cankles and count the rings. #HillarySoOld
#HillarySoOld that when asked about her younger years she responds "Well, first the Earth cooled. Then the rains came...."
#HillarySoOld The old information she destroyed was on floppy disks
it’s weird. yahoo tends to be a liberal news site with conservative commenters.
#HillarySoOld that Methuselah was polite to her because he respected his elders
#HillarySoOld she wass taking donations Clinton Foundation Donations in wampum
My advancing years have inclined me to be sensitive to the concerns of Superannuated-Americans, therefore I decline to participate in Ageist aggressions, nor perpetuate Youth-Supremacy institutional privileges.
In other words, I give Hillary a “safe space” because she is old enough to remember when it was referred to as a “fainting couch”.
Ba dump bump
#HillareSoOld she tried to rest on the first day.
I imagine Democrats thought this up. It can do nothing but gain her sympathy.
#HillarySoOld she remembers when global warming was called AUGUST.
Hillary is so old Huma’s job is to remove cobwebs.
#HillarySoOld when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
“I imagine Democrats thought this up. It can do nothing but gain her sympathy.”
About as much sympathy as the Rat Bastards gave McCain and Dole.
When does the ghoul pool on her candidacy begin?
Ha!
Hillary is so old, when she first walked the Earth, the planet was still in a molten state.
Hillary is so old Huma reports the information she gains from their personal encounters to Archeological Digest.
Hillary is so old; there wasn’t any dirt or clay when she was just a little girl, so she couldn’t make mudpies. There were only rocks in those days.
Hillary is so old she remembers hearing stories about Bill being a virgin
I know but they are blasting the beast there.
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