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Alan Dershowitz suing TD Garden for slip and fall
Boston Globe ^ | June 02, 2015 | Callum Borchers

Posted on 06/02/2015 6:19:27 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

If only there had been some paper towels.

Alan Dershowitz, the Harvard Law School professor known as a zealous civil liberties advocate, is suing TD Garden nearly three years after a slip and fall in an arena bathroom that he attributes to a depleted supply of paper towels near the sinks.

(Excerpt) Read more at bostonglobe.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: arena; dershowitz; law

1 posted on 06/02/2015 6:19:27 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

U cant make this stuff up.


2 posted on 06/02/2015 6:20:47 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I disagree with his politics, but I do have respect for him.


3 posted on 06/02/2015 6:22:54 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Probably be good for a couple mil.

Get while the gettin’s good, right Doc?


4 posted on 06/02/2015 6:23:43 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Vote GOP for A Slower Handbasket)
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To: Steely Tom

Musta got his new Obamacare premium rate increases


5 posted on 06/02/2015 6:28:29 PM PDT by advertising guy ( panties - not the best thing on earth, but next to it .)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Turns out he’s just another slip and fall lawyer?


6 posted on 06/02/2015 6:34:57 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

lawyers... are all the same.

LOL


7 posted on 06/02/2015 6:35:07 PM PDT by TangibleDisgust (The Parmesan doesn't go like that.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Did he make sure not to climb the Himalayas or Everest in the weeks or months afterwards?


8 posted on 06/02/2015 6:44:04 PM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: ConservativeStatement

He needs a good slip and fall lawyer.


9 posted on 06/02/2015 6:47:01 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“I usually don’t go to the bathroom during the fourth quarter,” he noted in his interview with the Globe, “but I’m getting a little older, and the bladder is a little more active these days.”


10 posted on 06/02/2015 6:52:24 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Classy.


11 posted on 06/02/2015 7:03:23 PM PDT by jonatron (Land of the Free, Home of the Brave)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yet another excuse for the TD Banksters to bump their fees. Q1/15 results of ‘only’ $2.5 billion net income, CERTAINLY not enough!


12 posted on 06/02/2015 7:07:41 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind, but now I see...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Just call 1-800-Dersh.


13 posted on 06/02/2015 7:42:48 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: ConservativeStatement
Ten bucks says he'll be representing Reverend Al's daughter in her $5 million lawsuit for a sprained ankle
14 posted on 06/02/2015 8:09:14 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obama;America's Ambulance Chaser-In-Chief)
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To: ConservativeStatement

3 years later?


15 posted on 06/02/2015 8:13:06 PM PDT by 4Liberty (Prejudice and generalizations. That's how Collectivists roll......)
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To: 4Liberty

time to fatten the retirement fund


16 posted on 06/02/2015 8:24:51 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I don’t like his politics but when it
comes to law he seems to be consistent in
his advanced years. He is not as hypocritical
as typical libtards. Also, he is at odds
with his fellow Demwits when it comes to Israel.


17 posted on 06/02/2015 9:17:22 PM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf ;-))
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