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John Kerry Has Bicycle Accident In France
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Posted on 05/31/2015 3:03:07 AM PDT by mkmensinger

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TOPICS: Breaking News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: accident; bicycling; bikeaccident; doofus; france; johnkerry; kerry; lurch; secstatekerry; soskerry
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1 posted on 05/31/2015 3:03:08 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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"He did not lose consciousness."

How could they tell?

2 posted on 05/31/2015 3:04:37 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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LOL!


3 posted on 05/31/2015 3:05:11 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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Hope the bike is okay.

Maybe he should put the training wheels back on.

So is his long face longer now?

4 posted on 05/31/2015 3:05:19 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Joe 6-pack

Good one!


5 posted on 05/31/2015 3:05:52 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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6 posted on 05/31/2015 3:09:20 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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LOL!!!


7 posted on 05/31/2015 3:12:26 AM PDT by sheikdetailfeather
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Isn’t it “sacre bleu”?!


8 posted on 05/31/2015 3:13:09 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!!!)
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To: mkmensinger

Poor Lurch. I guess someone forgot to pack his Big Wheel for his journey to France.


9 posted on 05/31/2015 3:13:46 AM PDT by dforest
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To: mkmensinger

Where was Hillary?


10 posted on 05/31/2015 3:15:05 AM PDT by ScaniaBoy (Part of the Right Wing Research & Attack Machine)
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To: Joe 6-pack

He’s in a Swish hospital in stable condition. Leg injury.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32950173


11 posted on 05/31/2015 3:15:19 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!!!)
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Darn, it was only his leg. I had hoped that some sense had been knocked into his head.


12 posted on 05/31/2015 3:18:39 AM PDT by Truth29
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LOL! Is that a hospital for effeminate men? How apropos.


13 posted on 05/31/2015 3:20:52 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: mkmensinger

Being Secretary of State is a tough job. First Hillary falls and busts her head and now Lurch. Could it be the wine?


14 posted on 05/31/2015 3:21:38 AM PDT by ImNotLying
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Could it be the wine?

If I were provided with all the $200/bottle wine I could drink at taxpayer expense, I might become a lush, too.

15 posted on 05/31/2015 3:30:22 AM PDT by Sooth2222 ("In a democracy people get the leaders they deserve." - Joseph de Maistre, 1753-1821)
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To: Sacajaweau

He took all that “long face” stuff seriously after he lost.
He has had some significant reconstructive facial surgery.

If you compare his face before and now, it is noticeably wider. Jaw a little fuller, bridge of nose widened and he’s had some funky implant something or other on his forehead. Pretty radical stuff in my opinion.....


16 posted on 05/31/2015 3:32:41 AM PDT by Gaffer
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Heh...heh...heh


17 posted on 05/31/2015 3:33:11 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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"Hope the bike is okay."

Not that it serves any purpose.


18 posted on 05/31/2015 3:33:45 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: mkmensinger

The training wheels fell off?


19 posted on 05/31/2015 3:43:27 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: Gaffer

Lurch looks like he belongs in Madame Tussaud’s now.


20 posted on 05/31/2015 3:44:55 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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