You're going to love your new living quarters
Posted on 05/26/2015 1:17:54 PM PDT by markomalley
His dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price.
Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July.
“I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.
The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation.
He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since his father Obama has Kenyan roots.
“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he said, adding that, “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.”
The lawyer said that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the ‘love of his life’ will be “unique with a twist.”
“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head,” he said.
Kiprono adds that he will avoid expensive hotels in the city.
“I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. The place is called Kapkatet, which means ‘victory’,adding, “ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said.
You're going to love your new living quarters
Ain’t gonna work, I think Michelle is about to announce that she is going vegan.
Heck, I’d throw in a chicken if he’d take the whole lot of them!
Don’t value those goats very highly, do you?
No thanks, Mooch already grazes the White House lawn.
Does she fertilize it, too?
I will give a rat’s ass for her.
Second thought, nope, I won’t.
Hey think of all that manure for fertilizing Mooschelle’s WH veggie gardens.
She saves it up for media interviews and commencement addresses.
Offer him 50 slave boys,he’ll jump on that offer.
Sorry Kiprono— but we already have way too many cows, goats and sheep in Washington, DC as it is.
how about ONE PIG
Barry should tell him no— but offer the mayor of Baltimore as a consolation prize. She goes easy on the animals....
Ø can identify with that cow in the photo cuz it is part white and part black.
"Wait, what'd you say?!?"
Might be a good idea to accept, for good foreign relations and all.
What will Barak Obama need 50 more cows for? He already have 1 cow...
57!
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