Osama bin Laden's pornography stash to remain under wraps, US decides

The Guardian ^ | 5/20/2015 | Spencer Ackerman

[McGruff]

The list of documents recovered from Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout and released by US intelligence officials includes operational notes, family letters, political analysis and histories of Islamist militancy.

But one portion of the document hoard seems unlikely ever to be declassified: Osama bin Laden’s porn collection.

[Springman]

Hiding the tape of Fred Imus with that sheep with pretty eyes.

[Darksheare]

“Behind the green burka”

[Dilbert56]

Maybe releasing it would make the US Government guilty of distributing kiddie porn.

[dennisw]

I’m gonna guess bestiality

[RichInOC]

Just remember: What has been seen can never be unseen.

[martin_fierro]

Osama bin Laden's pornography stash to remain under wraps, US decides

Possible titles:

• Two Towers, One Pentagon
• Dema Does Doha
• Sheikh Djibouti
• Dubai Do Boys
• I Slam You
• Make You Qom

[McGruff]

What goes on in the barn, stays in the barn.

[W.]

Two girls, one shiite?

[Stolen from article comments]

[DHerion]

The guy had 4 wives and he still needed porn?

[Marcella]

“It should be released. Imagine the damage we could do to their cause. Think of the ridicule that could be heaped upon him.”

Not only him - it would make the whole mess of islamic killers look bad - showing what they really are inside - what they really do. They pretend to be so holy and righteous when they are really perverted sexual deviants beheading innocent people many of whom are Christians and they kill them for that reason.

[Marcella]

“THIS-IS-NOT-A-PING-LIST”

I am sick of being on and off this non ping list! At least make a schedule of when I’m on and when I’m off! :o)

[cardinal4]

"Deep Goat"

You win the Internet..

[Old Sarge]

* Caught from Behind the Burkha;
* Fifty Veils of Gray;

[Trillian]

One hump or two?

[Do the math]

I know this is slightly off topic, but how obama handled the death of Osama’s death was just stupid. There was a wealth of intelligence wasted by broadcasting to the world that Osama had been killed.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks. Anyone want to buy the Internet?

[Slings and Arrows]

You’re on. Unless you’re off.

[Impy]

Trannies, book it.

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> The guy had 4 wives and he still needed porn?

Yabbut mothers in law don’t arrive with the pornos.

[cynwoody]

Probably child porn. Obama doesn’t want to upset family tree terrorists.

It probably includes at least one Aisha — she being the nine-year-old "wife" of the Prophet (Pork Be Upon Him).

Mustn't slander Islam, dontcha know.