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Mila Kunis being sued for allegedly 'stealing' a chicken as a child
Fox News ^ | 22 Apr 15

Posted on 04/22/2015 7:41:31 PM PDT by Drew68

Chalk this up as one of the most ridiculous lawsuits of all time. Mila Kunis is being sued for allegedly stealing a chicken from a childhood friend, reports TMZ.

Kristina Karo who claims she grew up with Kunis in the Ukraine, alleges that when they were around five they would play with her beloved chicken named Doggie.

According to the lawsuit, Karo adored the chicken, as did Kunis, who would come over to play with the it. But when the chicken suddenly disappeared Karo says that Kunis ‘fessed up to the chicken theft telling her, “Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm.”

But Karo claims she could not get over the loss and became an “emotional wreck,” who required therapy to get over Doggie’s disappearance.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: chicken; milakunis; ukraine
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To: Drew68

Methinks the statute of limitations on Chicken Rustling has long expired. . . as has the tort for any damages to her ego. Toss her out of court!


81 posted on 04/22/2015 11:56:25 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users contnue...)
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To: Seruzawa

Beautiful? Have you ever seen Mila without makeup? She looks just like Rosie O’Donuts.


82 posted on 04/23/2015 1:15:31 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: KarlInOhio

LOL, I’m going to end up waking everyone up from laughing.


83 posted on 04/23/2015 1:17:42 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: TigersEye

Have you ever seen what she really looks like?

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-beauty/pictures/stars-without-makeup-20122410/26871


84 posted on 04/23/2015 1:22:50 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: KarlInOhio
We couldn’t bear to kill Tom for dinner, so we ate the dog.

It happens...


85 posted on 04/23/2015 2:23:31 AM PDT by Moltke ("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
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To: Drew68

take Mila back to Ukraine and Hang her.


86 posted on 04/23/2015 2:58:48 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ( Obammy is a lie, a mooselimb and pond scum.)
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To: Drew68

She doesn’t want $5000, she wants what we’re giving her, notice.


87 posted on 04/23/2015 3:27:01 AM PDT by muir_redwoods ("He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative." G.K .C)
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To: Drew68

“I gave my love a chicken....”


88 posted on 04/23/2015 4:27:18 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Moltke
We live on a farm and when our six laying hens finally gave up laying, we butchered them and put them in the freezer. My wife took one out the other day and cooked it up into a chicken and rice perlou in the pressure cooker.

Just finished the best three night run of leftovers from that meal last night. Boy, was that little chicken good. Mmmmm!

89 posted on 04/23/2015 4:52:15 AM PDT by HotHunt
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To: Utilizer

What’s worse than that is J. R. Bob Dobbs and the Church of Slack aka Churkch of the Subgenius.


90 posted on 04/23/2015 5:14:39 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: TigersEye

Only without makeup.


91 posted on 04/23/2015 5:16:14 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: napscoordinator

I think the poor girl became a nervous wreck when Mila became a multi millionaire well known actress.

In other news any single freeper men should head to that part of the world. I just got back. WOW


92 posted on 04/23/2015 7:36:46 AM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: Kirkwood

She ain’t ringin’ my chimes with or without makeup!


93 posted on 04/23/2015 5:56:44 PM PDT by RipSawyer (Racism is racism, regardless of the race of the racist.)
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To: digger48
Wow....it took 62 posts before someone finally followed the rules?

This was a gay thread......too many of us are in the closet, definitely!

94 posted on 04/23/2015 6:19:10 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Organic Panic
In other news any single freeper men should head to that part of the world. I just got back. WOW

Kiev?

95 posted on 04/23/2015 6:20:15 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Drew68

What a dumb cluck.


96 posted on 04/23/2015 6:20:34 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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