Posted on 04/22/2015 7:41:31 PM PDT by Drew68
Chalk this up as one of the most ridiculous lawsuits of all time. Mila Kunis is being sued for allegedly stealing a chicken from a childhood friend, reports TMZ.
Kristina Karo who claims she grew up with Kunis in the Ukraine, alleges that when they were around five they would play with her beloved chicken named Doggie.
According to the lawsuit, Karo adored the chicken, as did Kunis, who would come over to play with the it. But when the chicken suddenly disappeared Karo says that Kunis ‘fessed up to the chicken theft telling her, “Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm.”
But Karo claims she could not get over the loss and became an “emotional wreck,” who required therapy to get over Doggie’s disappearance.
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Sounds like the chicken was invited for dinner.
That's not only sad... it's wrong at many levels.
As important as correct gender is in a relationship.... SPECIES is just as important. Humans should stick with humans.
/johnny
Should have had a ‘Service Chicken’ vest on the bird.
Besides, a chicken named Doggie? She sounds real confused.
Give her a $10 gift certificate to KFC, and call it even.
She’s definitely Not Guilty!
Give Me Green Card - Kristina Karo [official video]
It's horrible.
“But Karo claims she could not get over the loss and became an “emotional wreck,” who required therapy to get over Doggie’s disappearance.”
I have a solid therapy session for you. It’s called “let’s go to KFC”. Once you devour pieces of “Doggie”, you will eventually get over it.
/johnny
Not exactly sure what legal precedent the "victim" can hang her hat on in this one.
Friend of mine has a few chickens ... one is named BBQ
When I was growing up on a farm in Iowa, the standard rule concerning edible livestock was that any critter that has a name is safe from becoming Sunday dinner.My sister and I had a pet turkey named “Tom” (how original...hey, we were kids) that we raised from a ‘chick’ and he was imprinted with the image of us being his mom.
He followed us around constantly like a spare shadow and always came out to meet us, getting off the school bus each afternoon. He’d come out and fan out his feathers and strut around a bit. It was his main, possibly only, talent.
In early November, word leaked out to us that he was going to be the main course for Thanksgiving dinner. The old rule had been over-ridden and Tom was about to be “axed” literally.
Come the day before Thanksgiving, we all dreaded what was about to happen and nobody would volunteer to be his executioner. Just thinking about it spread through the family to where we were all nearly in tears.
Happy ending:
We couldn’t bear to kill Tom for dinner, so we ate the dog.
Tranny ?
It’s nothing a few thousand bucks won’t cure, I’m sure.
Ok FReepers.
We need visual interpretations...
“’stealing a chicken as a child”
Holy cow that is hilarious. Poor girl has been a nervous wreck since 5 years old due to a stolen chicken. Wow. just wow.
I hate people.
How many years ago would this have been? 25? 30?
I’m not a lawyer, but I think this small claims complaint is barred by time.
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