I have nothing.
1 posted on
04/22/2015 7:41:31 PM PDT by
Drew68
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To: Drew68
Sounds like the chicken was invited for dinner.
2 posted on
04/22/2015 7:44:26 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Drew68
Who admits needing therapy over a CHICKEN?
That's not only sad... it's wrong at many levels.
As important as correct gender is in a relationship.... SPECIES is just as important. Humans should stick with humans.
/johnny
To: Drew68
Should have had a ‘Service Chicken’ vest on the bird.
Besides, a chicken named Doggie? She sounds real confused.
4 posted on
04/22/2015 7:46:02 PM PDT by
Vinnie
To: Drew68
Give her a $10 gift certificate to KFC, and call it even.
5 posted on
04/22/2015 7:47:11 PM PDT by
PAR35
To: Drew68
She’s definitely Not Guilty!
6 posted on
04/22/2015 7:47:52 PM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Drew68
“But Karo claims she could not get over the loss and became an “emotional wreck,” who required therapy to get over Doggie’s disappearance.”
I have a solid therapy session for you. It’s called “let’s go to KFC”. Once you devour pieces of “Doggie”, you will eventually get over it.
8 posted on
04/22/2015 7:50:06 PM PDT by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: Drew68
26 years ago... a chicken (worth less than a dollar)... by a five year old...
Not exactly sure what legal precedent the "victim" can hang her hat on in this one.
10 posted on
04/22/2015 7:52:21 PM PDT by
Teacher317
(We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
To: Drew68
12 posted on
04/22/2015 7:56:47 PM PDT by
TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
To: Drew68
Posted by "null and void" a few years ago.
When I was growing up on a farm in Iowa, the standard rule concerning edible livestock was that any critter that has a name is safe from becoming Sunday dinner. My sister and I had a pet turkey named “Tom” (how original...hey, we were kids) that we raised from a ‘chick’ and he was imprinted with the image of us being his mom.
He followed us around constantly like a spare shadow and always came out to meet us, getting off the school bus each afternoon. He’d come out and fan out his feathers and strut around a bit. It was his main, possibly only, talent.
In early November, word leaked out to us that he was going to be the main course for Thanksgiving dinner. The old rule had been over-ridden and Tom was about to be “axed” literally.
Come the day before Thanksgiving, we all dreaded what was about to happen and nobody would volunteer to be his executioner. Just thinking about it spread through the family to where we were all nearly in tears.
Happy ending:
We couldn’t bear to kill Tom for dinner, so we ate the dog.
13 posted on
04/22/2015 7:58:13 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
To: Drew68
Ok FReepers.
We need visual interpretations...
“’stealing a chicken as a child”
16 posted on
04/22/2015 7:59:43 PM PDT by
G Larry
(Hillary Hates America, Israel, Capitalism, Freedom, and Christianity.)
To: Drew68
Holy cow that is hilarious. Poor girl has been a nervous wreck since 5 years old due to a stolen chicken. Wow. just wow.
17 posted on
04/22/2015 8:01:02 PM PDT by
napscoordinator
(Walker for President 2016. The only candidate with actual real RESULTS!!!!! The rest...talkers!)
To: Drew68
18 posted on
04/22/2015 8:07:44 PM PDT by
Politicalkiddo
("It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men." Frederick Douglass)
To: Drew68
How many years ago would this have been? 25? 30?
I’m not a lawyer, but I think this small claims complaint is barred by time.
19 posted on
04/22/2015 8:10:17 PM PDT by
jocon307
(Tell it like it is.)
To: Drew68
The establishment is well on its way to abolishing statutes of limitations and causing violence and anarchy.
23 posted on
04/22/2015 8:15:30 PM PDT by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
To: Drew68
No sarcasm tag?
The stewpetete stumps me...
24 posted on
04/22/2015 8:16:20 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Drew68
Hmmmm. Kevin Spacey borrowed my eraser in seventh grade and didn’t give it back. Now that the second season of House of Cards is done, I just realized how traumatized I was then.
27 posted on
04/22/2015 8:18:33 PM PDT by
Yaelle
("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
To: Drew68
In other news there was some announcement today that Sandra Bullock is the most beautiful woman on Earth. And while she is strikingly beautiful I suspect that these people have never seen Mila or Olga Kurylenko for that matter.
30 posted on
04/22/2015 8:22:01 PM PDT by
Seruzawa
(All those memories will be lost,in time, like tears in rain.)
To: Drew68; JoeProBono; dfwgator
34 posted on
04/22/2015 8:24:33 PM PDT by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Drew68
I met Miss Karo once but she fled as if afraid and never called me back.
39 posted on
04/22/2015 8:29:04 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: Drew68
Three words: Statue of Limitations.
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