[Red Badger]

All they will get is:

1000 - BREAKFAST
1100 - GOLF
1300 - LUNCH
1400 - GOLF
1600 - AFTERNOON NAP
1800 - DINNER
2000 - MEET REGGIE......................

[dfwgator]

1330 - Call “The Pimp With a Limp.”

[Sacajaweau]

10:00 Breakfast AND read newspaper so I’m not totally lost.

[SevenofNine]

My fav is Meet Reggie LMAO

[jarwulf]

Prayer
GOLF
GOLF
GOLF
Prayer
GOLF
GOLF
GOLF
Prayer
GOLF
GOLF
GOLF
Prayer
GOLF
GOLF
GOLF
Prayer
Reggie

[CAluvdubya]

Who are you kidding? They can’t put his schedule in military time. He won’t know what time to do anything! LOL

[manc]

Nearly spat my drink out , thanks LOL.

[onedoug]

He can tell time, no less the 24 hour clock?

[Phillyred]

You forgot “Happy Time”[Tommy Boy reference]. Where did that reset button go?

[fishtank]

No, the real schedule is:

6000: Daily devotionals in “Rules for Radicals”. Goal: Destroy American economy.

7000: Study morning instructions from Tehran, Havana, and Qatar. Goal: destroy US military readiness.

8000: Coordinate with Senate and House Dems. Goal: raise funds for E. Warren.

9000: Golf networking with the government-media complex

1200: Lunch with G. Soros. Goal: Currency trading.

1400: More golf strategerizing. Goal: kick Israel, embrace Iran.

1700: Dinner with Katzenburg Hatzenburg Matzenburg, Indonesia, Malaysia and China. Goal: raise funds for library.

2000: Drink beer and rest up for the next day of destruction.

WHY DO YOU THINK HE IS LAZY AND NOT WORKING???

He is working VERY hard -— don’t get those ideas into your head!!!!

Do you honestly think that he does nothing all day???

That’s NOT what I see.

[ponygirl]

4:20 pm: Smoke a joint. Tweak Reggie’s nipples.