Posted on 04/05/2015 6:02:48 PM PDT by Kevin in California
Brown said, “This executive order is done under emergency power. It has the force of law. Very unusual. It’s requiring action and changes in behavior from the Oregon border all the way to the Mexican border. It affects lawns. It affects people’s — how long they stay in the shower. How businesses use water.”
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Do these “laws” apply to the EXEMPT?
to Moslems?
to Hollywood?
to politicians?
to Criminal illegals?
or only to non-EXEMPT white Americans?
Kalifornia, Uber Alles!
I didn't take a long shower -- I took three short showers.
The group gas type. You must give up your hair, belongings and all hope. Yes, that is how They define- “Long Showers, und der final process.”
I don’t know how many times I had to see the Dean because of shower snitches.
“If we catch you in the women’s shower again....”
“Well, I don’t like getting caught any more then you do.”
“You won’t catch me in the women’s showers, young man!”
“Oh, so the rumors about you are true!”
“Rumors? What rumors?”
“That you never change your underwear.”
“I put on clean underwear every morning!”
“Yeah, whose underwear is it?”
“Why, it’s my underwear.”
“How do you know it’s your underwear?”
“Because I mark them.”
“Oh, so you mark your underwear. That must be how you got your nickname of Old Skidmark.”
“That’s my nickname on campus?”
“Yep. They call you Old Skidmark.....The Dean Of Dirty Shorts.”
“Oh.....my.......”
“See you Skiddy! I’ve got to go take a shower. The women’s volleyball team should be about done with practice.”
Is Jerry Brown going to look into every shower in California? He likely wants to.
Why don’t you post this to save water....
If it’s brown flush it down.
Notice that Governor Moonbeam issues his Diktat about showers in April.
As the saying goes, "April showers bring Mayflowers, and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims."
Just the old anti-colonialist narrative: Pilgrims bad, Native Americans good.
This law really stinks. Or maybe it’s the people.
I’ve been here since the 90’s.
I think it’s Brown, maybe the name has something to do with it. Last time he was governor, epic drought. Leaves office in 1983, epic snow/rain.
Now, epic drought. As soon as he’s out, it will rain. Maybe we can pay him to resign?
we are a terribly wasteful society...our parents took shorter showers..and their parents took sponge baths to wash the "possibles" .
I volunteer to make monitor Jessica Alba’s shower activities.
Obama may never go to California again if those golf courses aren’t lush and green.
Gov.Jerry Brown loves the Maoist governing style. So, do most Californians. The rest of Our Union, is falling in line. Pay attention,,, the next 6 months are critical.
Shower Power!
Looks like the Seabees needed to build a shower.
Especially to Super Liberal and Hypocrite Barbara Streisand, like to her her do a 2 minute shower.
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