BREAKING: Iran Nuclear Deal Reached

MotherJones.com ^ | 04/02/2015 | Political MoJo Previous

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The U.S. and other international negotiators reportedly have agreed to the outlines of an understanding with Iran that would allow for a final phase of nuclear talks.

The Associated Press, citing officials, reported on the agreement, while noting that negotiators are still in a dispute over how much to make public.

A press conference is about to begin to announce the details, but according to Reuters it looks like Iran has agreed to suspend much of its nuclear program.

[Pajamajan]

Global Thermal Nuclear War

Brought to the world by the USA :-(

[Secret Agent Man]

And Neville Chamberlain rushes home with peace in our times b/c a monster signed a piece of paper.

This time we have a monster on our side too. Both lying to the world.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Exactly, just what my father was talking about last night. The most important thing to Lurch is Lurch and his ego. To hell if it throws nukes into the hands of the Islamo-Naizs. That's the only reason he is doing this, to stroke his own ego. It's all about Poodle boy, to hell with everything else. That's the thing about Democraps, they always seem to have this neverending supply of idiots with these sociopathic God-like delusions of grandeur to the point where they think they are the greatest thing to befall the earth.

REPORTING FOR DOODY!

And then you get the champions of them all: The Clintons...

And even worse than Bill ...Hitlery who demands 65 secret service agents follow her around everywhere she goes, even when she gives "lectures" for hundreds of thousands of dollars. The epitome of an absolute psychopath.

[TexasCajun]

I think there are 4 or more Americans held in Iran.

Montel Williams: Free Ex-Marine Held in Iranian Prison !

[PLMerite]

“the senate has already made it plain there will be no “deal” to allow iran to have nuke weapons.”

That’s only if they put it to the Senate for ratification.

[McGruff]

President Obama calls Iran talks progress ‘historic’; ‘I’m convinced if this framework leads to a final, comprehensive deal, it will make our country, our allies, and our world safer’

[Dog]

Obama is delusional.. this is insane.

[McGruff]

President Obama: Iran deal is not based on trust, but on unprecedented verification; ‘nothing is agreed to until everything is agreed to’

[GodAndCountryFirst]

This cannot be allowed to stand. Hey Congress, can we impeach the Kenyan Usurper now?

Honestly, if a military coup in Washington was necessary in order to bring this deal down, then I would be OK with that. The security of Israel is that important.

[gogeo]

Of course.

We can't be the only ones to notice that if Iran keeps us talking, they are free to keep doing what they please...and "a framework for further discussion" sounds to have come out Of the North Korean playbook. We know how those talks ended.

[Dog]

Did he just say even if Iran violates the agreement ...they will still be a year from the bomb?

[scooby321]

When Obama took Office Iran had 6100 Centrifuges Now they claim they are going back to that number

Here comes the Middle East Nuclear Race. I wonder if AQ Kahn is in Saudi Arabia

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

He should make pretend he has defected to ISIS. Obama would work around the clock to free him and that ain’t no joke. Stuff like this drives me up the wall, how many more billion tons of evidence does Congress require before they wake up to the fact that we have a blatant hardcore traitor as President? And he’s making freakin’ “deals” with Islamo-Nazis!

[dfwgator]

I doubt 1/1000 democrats know who chamberkin is.

He's that guy who had 20000 women, right?

[McGruff]

President Obama: ‘If Iran cheats, the world will know it’; says Iran will face more inspections than any country in the world

[sayfer bullets]

Paging Hans Blix"

[Diogenesis]

"Our enemies may be irrational, even outright insane,
driven by nationalism, religion, ethnicity or ideology.
They do not fear the United States
for its diplomatic skills or the number of automobiles
and software programs it produces.
They respect only the firepower of our tanks,
planes and helicopter gunships."

President Ronald Reagan

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In an alternate Universe:

[caww]

Obama's promoting these meetings as if the deals a done deal, and at the same time saying it's not a deal. So reality is "no deal" but we'll keep talking.

[samtheman]

Peace in our time.

Yep.

[tumblindice]

There it is. Good stuff, red-dawg.