Posted on 04/01/2015 11:56:17 AM PDT by drewh
In the most surprising news of the year so far concerning liberal celebrities, the New York Times reported in its Wednesday editions that Michael Moore and Rosie ODonnell have more than ideological synchronicity. They are now expecting their first child together.
As befits the leftist agenda of the Times, reporter Amanda Portcullis, who interviewed Moore and ODonnell for the story, presented the developments in a highly positive light. She quoted no one who criticized Moores anti-business, anti-conservative movies, nor did she allow anyone to state an opposing view to ODonnells 9/11 trutherism and hostility to gun rights.
The article revealed that:
-- The couple met at a birthday party that Alec and Hilaria Baldwin threw for New York mayor Bill de Blasio.
-- Moore and ODonnell have not chosen a name for their child, a boy, though they joked theyre considering naming him after Rick Santorum.
-- Portcullis reports that both Moore and ODonnell were raised as Catholics and, their irreverence notwithstanding, say that should they decide to marry, they would prefer to hold the ceremony at St. Patricks Cathedral.
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When two turds get together do their individual smells cancel each other out?
NewsBusters!
I didn’t even look, and bought it. MUCH crazier stuff at the WH.
It’s almost horrible enough to be true.
Pretty sure it's this guy...
Can I still play...?
5.56mm
Fat & Fatter?
They are both going on a diet together?
The childs name will be the marshmellow man from Ghostbusters
A pie eating contest?.............8^\
I’ve been tossing disgusting, ridiculous ideas around all day with my online trading pals I talk with every day.
That’s by far the most disgusting idea of them all.
Getting those two tubs o’ lard in the same room could make the earth wobble on it’s axis.
They’re gonna have a baby.
Right.
The child would be doomed from the start - talk about lack of opportunity!
Neither parent would have had a normal sexual experience in their respective lives. Let alone any other kind of normal experience.
The first man (and woman) made earthquake
When their child is born, they cry “Release the Kraken”
Heh. Now, see, I would have thought their joint venture would be named “Eat The World”.
I thought they might be going into business together as ballast.
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