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Michelle Obama Member of Fitness 'Cult' Soulcycle
Bretibart ^
| 3/23/15
Posted on 03/31/2015 12:30:41 PM PDT by drewh
First Lady Michelle Obama was spotted leaving the DC location of SoulCycle this past Sunday, and has now been named a member of the cult… um… club, which offers fitness and indoor cycling classes.
Soul Cycle describes its classes as a “dance party on a bike” (we all know how much the First Lady likes to dance) and combines high-intensity music and inspirational quotes that are said to benefit the mind and body.
Examples of motivational phrases, which have been recited at the New York location, via Vanity Fair:
“Be the same person on the outside as on the inside-those two people should match!”
“Work through the stuff in your own life. Let someone else’s behavior be someone else’s behavior-don’t let it affect you. Go!”
Each class lasts for 45 minutes, and prices start at around $32, making it one of the most expensive fitness classes in the country.
Some describe the group as an overpriced cult that involves an abundance of sweating and grunting. Avid followers of SoulCycle include Chelsea Clinton, Lady Gaga, and even Girls star Lena Dunham.
“It’s the first exercise I’ve been able to do that I enjoy,” said Dunham. “I love the music, I love the sweat, I love the handsome gay teachers shrieking in your face-I’m super cult-y about it.”
Members of the DC club say Michelle has been a regular since it opened in the Capitol last summer. She even sports the official SoulCycle gear.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: District of Columbia; US: New York
KEYWORDS: chitchat; mobama
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:30:41 PM PDT
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drewh
To: drewh
OUTRAGE!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:35:23 PM PDT
by
babble-on
To: drewh
Better put bigger shocks on the bikes.
To: babble-on
Only the peasants go to church on Sunday!
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:39:08 PM PDT
by
drewh
To: drewh
Please, you're killing me. The mental images are too much, need mental bleach!
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:40:04 PM PDT
by
oncebitten
(Obama: could not get a clue if he were covered in clue musk and standing in a field of horny clues.)
To: oncebitten
there's our moochie!
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:43:54 PM PDT
by
drewh
To: Resolute Conservative
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:44:58 PM PDT
by
drewh
To: drewh
Reminds me of the dance scenes in 1956 hit movie Zulu, which introduced Michael Caine to the screen.
To: drewh
“Be the same person on the outside as on the inside-those two people should match!”It is obvious the bovine wench truly believes this.
To: drewh
First Lady Michelle Obama was spotted leaving the DC location of SoulCycle this past Sunday, and has now been named a member of the cult… um… club, which offers fitness and indoor cycling classes. Soul Cycle describes its classes as a “dance party on a bike” (we all know how much the First Lady likes to dance) and combines high-intensity music and inspirational quotes that are said to benefit the mind and body. Examples of motivational phrases, which have been recited at the New York location, via Vanity Fair: “Be the same person on the outside as on the inside-those two people should match!”
Fred Flintstone: "I'm only one man."
Barney Rubble: "Not from the back!"
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:50:26 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: drewh
I love the handsome gay teachers Figures ...
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:50:27 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: drewh
"Avid followers of SoulCycle include Chelsea Clinton, Lady Gaga, and even Girls star Lena Dunham." Apparently, this workout has no redeeming physical value.
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posted on
03/31/2015 12:51:25 PM PDT
by
Baynative
(You can judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.)
To: drewh
How is bring back our girls going?
To: drewh
Sign on back of Moochelles's bike:
WIDE LOAD
To: drewh
“It’s the first exercise I’ve been able to do that I enjoy,” said Dunham. “I love the music, I love the sweat, I love the handsome gay teachers shrieking in your face-I’m super cult-y about it.” This is why satirists have such a tough job these days. You can't make this stuff up!
To: drewh
I took a cycling class once.
I'd rather be waterboarded.
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posted on
03/31/2015 1:04:14 PM PDT
by
CaptainK
(...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
To: NorthMountain
Sure, she does. They’re the only males she can get to speak to her.
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posted on
03/31/2015 1:08:38 PM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: ConservativeInPA
It is obvious the bovine wench truly believes this. But it's true! She really has just as ugly a soul as her outer appearance.
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posted on
03/31/2015 1:15:10 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: CatherineofAragon
I wouldn’t touch Lena with a 10 foot pole.
Not even somebody else’s 10 foot pole.
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posted on
03/31/2015 1:15:25 PM PDT
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NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: NorthMountain
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posted on
03/31/2015 1:19:26 PM PDT
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CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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