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1 posted on 03/31/2015 12:30:41 PM PDT by drewh
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OUTRAGE!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!


2 posted on 03/31/2015 12:35:23 PM PDT by babble-on
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To: drewh

Better put bigger shocks on the bikes.


3 posted on 03/31/2015 12:36:03 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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Please, you're killing me. The mental images are too much, need mental bleach!
5 posted on 03/31/2015 12:40:04 PM PDT by oncebitten (Obama: could not get a clue if he were covered in clue musk and standing in a field of horny clues.)
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To: drewh

Reminds me of the dance scenes in 1956 hit movie Zulu, which introduced Michael Caine to the screen.


8 posted on 03/31/2015 12:45:27 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS
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“Be the same person on the outside as on the inside-those two people should match!”

It is obvious the bovine wench truly believes this.

9 posted on 03/31/2015 12:47:11 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA (#JuSuisCharlesMartel)
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First Lady Michelle Obama was spotted leaving the DC location of SoulCycle this past Sunday, and has now been named a member of the cult… um… club, which offers fitness and indoor cycling classes. Soul Cycle describes its classes as a “dance party on a bike” (we all know how much the First Lady likes to dance) and combines high-intensity music and inspirational quotes that are said to benefit the mind and body. Examples of motivational phrases, which have been recited at the New York location, via Vanity Fair: “Be the same person on the outside as on the inside-those two people should match!”

Fred Flintstone: "I'm only one man."
Barney Rubble: "Not from the back!"

10 posted on 03/31/2015 12:50:26 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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I love the handsome gay teachers

Figures ...

11 posted on 03/31/2015 12:50:27 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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"Avid followers of SoulCycle include Chelsea Clinton, Lady Gaga, and even Girls star Lena Dunham."

Apparently, this workout has no redeeming physical value.

12 posted on 03/31/2015 12:51:25 PM PDT by Baynative (You can judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.)
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To: drewh

How is bring back our girls going?


13 posted on 03/31/2015 12:51:41 PM PDT by ifinnegan
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Sign on back of Moochelles's bike:

WIDE LOAD

14 posted on 03/31/2015 1:03:49 PM PDT by Road Warrior ‘04 (Molon Labe! (Oathkeeper))
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“It’s the first exercise I’ve been able to do that I enjoy,” said Dunham. “I love the music, I love the sweat, I love the handsome gay teachers shrieking in your face-I’m super cult-y about it.”

This is why satirists have such a tough job these days. You can't make this stuff up!

15 posted on 03/31/2015 1:04:09 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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I took a cycling class once.
I'd rather be waterboarded.
16 posted on 03/31/2015 1:04:14 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: drewh

I guess Mooch LOVES the GAY TEACHERS also!!


23 posted on 03/31/2015 1:56:49 PM PDT by Ann Archy (ABORTION....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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