Does America now have a bald FLOTUS? What happened to Michelle's hair?

American Thinker ^ | 03/25/2015 | Jeannie DeAngelis

[SeekAndFind]

Michelle Obama is home from her #letgirlslearn swing through Asia and back to hawking fruits and veggies from the stainless steel area deep within the hallowed halls of the White House kitchen.

Appearing for a segment on Jeopardy, the million-dollar question has now become: what happened to Michelle’s hair?

Surrounded by a harvest brimming with God’s bounty and standing in front of a very large soup pot, the FLOTUS sported a hairdo that gave the optical illusion of baldheadedness.

Looking like a female rendition of her husband’s hairdo in between dye jobs, Michelle seemed totally unaware of people not focusing on a word she was saying because instead of watching her lips, they were staring directly at the top of her head. 

Nonetheless, the FLOTUS continued to instruct the Jeopardy audience, most of whom are senior citizens, on things like rinsing the sodium off canned vegetables and remembering to eat lots of vitamin A-rich sweet potatoes.

Clearly, what was happening was that Mrs. Obama had her hair slicked back, and with the lighting and the stainless steel reflecting off her noodle, coupled with her body-hugging dress, the FLOTUS assumed the appearance of a silvery female version of Captain Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek.

[Craftmore]

thats a man baby!

[COUNTrecount]

[ridesthemiles]

I am going with this:

She wears a wig-—all the time. She has such a wide array of ‘hair styles’—one right after the other that would NOT be consistent with real hair. Bangs-—whatever.

I saw a clip once of the family disembarking from Marine 1 in the White House lawn at dusk, and she had a ‘nappy head of hair’. Nothing longer than a 1/2 inch. Was quite awhile ago, but perhaps someone has it archived.

[trisham]

Here's one:

[VRWC For Truth]

Marxist

[1_Rain_Drop]

Ignore the balding monster in the foreground. Look at the food.

When I bring vegetables in from my garden, I always make sure there are ribbons and bows on my baskets.

oh, wait! I don’t have a basket, handless no less, I use a bucket and just dump the veggies in there. Who has time for ribbons?

[dfwgator]

I’m thinking, “Fourteen in the side pocket.”

[tumblindice]

Fuzzy Wuzzy FLOTUS was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy FLOTUS had no hair.

Fuzzy Wuzzy FLOTUS wasn’t really fuzzy,
Was she?

Bearlike. Wookieish.
Whatever.
Now she’s a Mexican hairless.

[tumblindice]

Eat your peas, Bluntskulls!

[vetvetdoug]

Michelle acts like a dick most of the time so its just natural that she’d want her head to look like a penis.

[Fast Moving Angel]

Charles Barkley in pearls?

[JimRed]

No - I do see her as one of the vapid, petty women on the view!

Cue the "Jake from State Farm" commercial: "Well, she's a guy, so..."

[A CA Guy]

On the internet I thought cancer treatments. Then I saw a better picture that appears to be too much light with her hair pulled back.

[tinamina]

She must have forgotten to put on a wig that day. Her head’s all prepped for it. she must be mortified.