Posted on 03/18/2015 6:52:54 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
It’s a good thing Uncle Sam is looking out for your best interests. If it weren’t for them, you might spend too long in the shower next time you stay at a hotel.
Wait… what?
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) wants hotels to monitor how much time its guests spend in the shower.
The agency is spending $15,000 to create a wireless system that will track how much water a hotel guest uses to get them to “modify their behavior.”
“Hotels consume a significant amount of water in the U.S. and around the world,” an EPA grant to the University of Tulsa reads. “Most hotels do not monitor individual guest water usage and as a result, millions of gallons of potable water are wasted every year by hotel guests.”
“The proposed work aims to develop a novel low cost wireless device for monitoring water use from hotel guest room showers,” it said. “This device will be designed to fit most new and existing hotel shower fixtures and will wirelessly transmit hotel guest water usage data to a central hotel accounting system.”
The grant language doesn’t specify exactly how the government would “modify your behavior” in terms of water usage, but it’s not hard to speculate. I imagine we’ll be seeing a warning at check-in saying that “x” number of gallons of water usage in the room per night is the standard covered by your reservation. Any more than that will result in a surcharge, with a portion of that going to the government and the remainder going to the hotel. (You need to do that in order to get the hotel owners’ associations to buy in and lobby on behalf of the EPA.)
The sad part of this discovery is that water conservation is actually a problem in some areas and it’s one which the EPA (were it properly run and focused) might be able to help with. Fresh water supplies are strained in a number of areas where population has outpaced reserves, with southern California being a prime example. The agency could provide guidance – not regulations – to states, with scientific and engineering data designed to help them be more efficient. Rather than trying to influence the shower behavior of tourists, it’s not difficult to imagine water recycling and retention technology which could be phased into the building codes, making cities more efficient in their usage.
Any approach such as I just described would be more palatable – or at least possible – than behavior modification. Speaking from experience, anyone who has ever served on board a Navy vessel at sea can tell you about “Navy showers versus Hollywood showers.” The former is the practice of turning on the water for ten seconds to wet yourself down, shutting it off while you lather up, and then turning it on for another fifteen or twenty seconds to rinse off. It’s not a particularly pleasant experience.
The nice part about getting to see the wording of this government grant is that we finally have an example of their coming clean (pardon the pun) and defining the business they wish to be in; behavior modification. In the view of Big Government specialists, you are usually the problem when they address any challenge. And since you are the nail and they are the hammer, it’s their job to correct your behavior. We can only wonder how many more grants such as this one are floating around out there.
In before the complaining from minorities, handicappers and others who think they should be cut a break in this.
One guess as to what I’d like to “shower” the EPA with.
Golden comes to mind. :0)
Some people are just born with a long shower gene. They have no choice. In fact they should be allowed to marry their shower.
Marxism IS a mental disorder.
I am taxed to the hilt and have to RUSH in the AM go get to work to feed Fedzilla. I guess I will ALWAYS be in compliance since I cannot enjoy a hot shower in the AM.
““Most hotels do not monitor individual guest water usage and as a result, millions of gallons of potable water are wasted every year by hotel guests.””
If most hotels dont monitor individual guest water usage, then how do you know this to begin with?
If I’ve been workinall day and decide to take a “Hollywood SHOWER”, it’s none of the EPA’s SNARKING business.
New market opportunity: A portable jamming device that can attach to the shower head.
More wasted efforts by our inept gubmint workers. If we want to save some real money eliminate the EPA, now that would be a real savings.
And what if we do? Then what?
We camp often with limited water, so have to use the Navy method (or haul more water in a bucket up a hill).
I’ve contemplated how to make the process more bearable.
The big problem, IMHO, is getting cold when the water’s off.
Two things came to mind. An electric or infrared heater to warm the shower space, or, some sort of misting nozzels that sprayed you with a small amount of hot water to keep you from getting cold while lathering up.
If the whole Navy shower experience wasn’t uncomfortable, I think more would use it.
OTOH, there are times that standing in a shower of hot water does miracles on sore muscles...
I agree!
Can I trade 2 toilet flushes for 2 more minutes in the shower??
Turn the Shower on when you check in and turn it off when you leave ,LOL
There are street people who when they have enough money check into a cheap hotel and take a lot of long showers to get all the grime off. As far as I’m concerned that is plus to the eco system.
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