Posted on 03/03/2015 5:54:27 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
Daily Show host Jon Stewart took issue with House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) on Monday after he failed to pass funding the Department of Homeland Security.
“So to stop the President from being too lenient on illegal immigration, you want to defund the department that secures the border?” Stewart asked.
“It’s as though the caucus that you, John Boehner, purport to control has told you to [kiss] their ass,” Stewart said, referring to Boehner recently making kissy face noises at a reporter.
Republicans touted their leadership skills just before the midterm elections, but so far, that hasn’t worked out well.
“This finally answers the question, where is the turd clogging our legislative plumbing? They’re called House Republicans,” he remarked. “Everything was gonna run smoothly if we had a Republican Senate with a Republican House. Turns out no one can work with a Republican House — they’re the Keith Olbermann of Congresses.”
As for Boehner, Stewart said, “This guy is droppin’ rhymes and making kissy-faces to the press!”
In regards to cutting off funding for the DHS while claiming we have enemies outside the U.S., Stewart said, “That’s really like saying, ‘You know, you kids are too horny and oversexed — so your mother and I have decided to take away all of your clothes.”
“And from now on, if your friends wanna visit you, they’ve gotta do it in our basement, on the couch, without supervision, next to the cabinet while this Barry White album is playing,’”
Watch courtesy of the Comedy Channel, uploaded by DailyNews:
And the idiot Millenial seals bark their approval at Jon Liebowitz' lies, as their future slips away.
I thought they turned this old clown out to pasture.
So Stewie came out from under Obama’s desk long enough for this?
How retarded do you have to be to get those jokes?
Pray America is waking
Have to say it was pretty goofy on Boehner’s part. Not a big credibility booster.
““So to stop the President from being too lenient on illegal immigration, you want to defund the department that secures the border?” Stewart asked.”
No, Leibowitz, you blockhead, your hero Soetoro is willing to shut down DHS unless he gets his way on illegal amnesty. Tell Soetoro, Dingy Harry, Pelousy, and your other idiot buddies to quit playing politics with domestic security and enact a “clean” DHS funding bill that does not include dirty funding for Soetoro’s unconstitutional amnesty by executive fiat.
Or his audience's.
He and Al Franken are two peas in a pod with a combined IQ barely in the teens.
“you want to defund the department that secures the border?”
how exactly are they “securing” the border?, those same borders that allow thousands of illegals to cross? ok, sure.
Why do they still call this smarmy libtard a comedian . . . and who really cares about what kind of damage he’s trying to inflict on conservatives? He’s a clown dressed up in a suit, so somehow that gives him some kind of legitimacy.
No . . . Obambi comes out from under Stewie's desk (after Reggie Love is taken care of).
Jon Stewart; Liberal propaganda agent for the Democrat party who sometimes provides entertainment.
I thought this little piggy went home.
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