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Belarus diplomat worries topless, mayo-throwing women could disrupt U.N
Reuters ^ | 2/13/2015

Posted on 02/13/2015 6:16:55 PM PST by llevrok

(Reuters) - A Belarusian delegate at a United Nations disarmament forum warned fellow diplomats about an unusual type of weapon: jars of mayonnaise being thrown by topless women during discussions about war and peace.

The delegate issued a statement of concern during the Geneva-based U.N. Conference on Disarmament's discussion on Tuesday about improving its transparency. Belarus asked whether there was a plan to open up the meetings to members of the general public. (snip)

"What if there were topless ladies screaming from the public gallery throwing bottles of mayonnaise, asked Belarus," the official summary said.

The record added that the president of the Conference on Disarmament, a diplomat from Mexico, replied that "members of the public were already entitled to attend plenary meetings of the conference and sit in the public gallery, and so in theory could already drop mayonnaise onto delegates."

(snip)

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: belarus; femen; napl; un
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when Mayo is outlawed, only outlaws will have mayo.....
1 posted on 02/13/2015 6:16:55 PM PST by llevrok
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To: llevrok

When are “tops” (as in topless) going to be outlawed?


2 posted on 02/13/2015 6:19:11 PM PST by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: llevrok

http://rt.com/news/216823-femen-belgian-attack-chips/

The amusing thing is it has nearly happened. Femen attacked the Belgian Prime Minister, using chips (french fries) and mayo. Unusually for Femen, they wore shirts for this attack.


3 posted on 02/13/2015 6:24:17 PM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: llevrok

There was a woman on the ‘Worst cooks in America’ Food Network show last week who is deathly afraid of sour cream and mayonnaise.


4 posted on 02/13/2015 6:26:01 PM PST by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: Pollster1

They could sell tickets for this. Probable sellout with SRO.


5 posted on 02/13/2015 6:30:55 PM PST by Sasparilla (If you want peace, prepare for war.)
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To: llevrok

If I thought they would leave I would join them, topless and throwing.


6 posted on 02/13/2015 6:32:16 PM PST by libbylu
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To: llevrok
Truth be told, a few bottles of thrown mayonnaise would probably elevate the level of discourse at the UN. As to the topless women, I can't tell you how many times I've yelled out "Put it on, for the love of Pete! My eyes!!!"

"I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life.
I am prepared to give my life in their defense."

7 posted on 02/13/2015 6:36:52 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in Battle!)
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"As to the topless women, I can't tell you how many times I've yelled out "Put it on, for the love of Pete! My eyes!!!" "

...Can yah' throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier...

8 posted on 02/13/2015 6:40:37 PM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd ("We are condemned by men who are themselves condemned" -- The Most Reverend Marcel Lefebvre)
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To: llevrok

Holy Mayo, Batman!


9 posted on 02/13/2015 6:40:52 PM PST by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: llevrok

Is this a scene from Fifty Shades?


10 posted on 02/13/2015 6:41:06 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: llevrok

Deep deep down, everybody has some terrible thing they fear the most


11 posted on 02/13/2015 6:41:12 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..).)
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To: kaehurowing
Is this a scene from Fifty Shades?M

Being Europe, I suspect 50 shades of aioli.

12 posted on 02/13/2015 6:42:23 PM PST by llevrok (I fear the US government more than I do al Qaeda)
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Belarus diplomat worries topless, mayo-throwing women could disrupt U.N

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's everybody who works there, so I don't see how it could be disruptive.

13 posted on 02/13/2015 6:45:28 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd
BWAHAHA!

Damn! There goes another keyboard!

"I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life.
I am prepared to give my life in their defense."

14 posted on 02/13/2015 6:47:00 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in Battle!)
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To: llevrok

‘Topless Mayo Terrorists’

somehow I prefer these to the other types.


15 posted on 02/13/2015 7:01:56 PM PST by LibFreeUSA
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To: llevrok

I’d post a pic of FEMEN chicks but it’s not really encouraged here by mgmt....


16 posted on 02/13/2015 7:03:05 PM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, convict, deport)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Mayo slingin’ ping!


17 posted on 02/13/2015 7:04:18 PM PST by Clay Moore (The future SHOULD belong to those who slander Muhammed.)
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To: llevrok
I suspect 50 shades of aioli.>/I>

Did I clock on Food Republic some how?

18 posted on 02/13/2015 7:08:10 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: llevrok

Having been to Belarus, this thread does not require pictures.


19 posted on 02/13/2015 7:17:42 PM PST by Organic Panic
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 photo TOPLESSMAYO_zps0e983e6d.jpg
20 posted on 02/13/2015 8:19:30 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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