Posted on 02/13/2015 6:16:55 PM PST by llevrok
(Reuters) - A Belarusian delegate at a United Nations disarmament forum warned fellow diplomats about an unusual type of weapon: jars of mayonnaise being thrown by topless women during discussions about war and peace.
The delegate issued a statement of concern during the Geneva-based U.N. Conference on Disarmament's discussion on Tuesday about improving its transparency. Belarus asked whether there was a plan to open up the meetings to members of the general public. (snip)
"What if there were topless ladies screaming from the public gallery throwing bottles of mayonnaise, asked Belarus," the official summary said.
The record added that the president of the Conference on Disarmament, a diplomat from Mexico, replied that "members of the public were already entitled to attend plenary meetings of the conference and sit in the public gallery, and so in theory could already drop mayonnaise onto delegates."
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(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...
When are “tops” (as in topless) going to be outlawed?
http://rt.com/news/216823-femen-belgian-attack-chips/
The amusing thing is it has nearly happened. Femen attacked the Belgian Prime Minister, using chips (french fries) and mayo. Unusually for Femen, they wore shirts for this attack.
There was a woman on the ‘Worst cooks in America’ Food Network show last week who is deathly afraid of sour cream and mayonnaise.
They could sell tickets for this. Probable sellout with SRO.
If I thought they would leave I would join them, topless and throwing.
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"I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense." |
...Can yah' throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier...
Holy Mayo, Batman!
Is this a scene from Fifty Shades?
Deep deep down, everybody has some terrible thing they fear the most
Being Europe, I suspect 50 shades of aioli.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that's everybody who works there, so I don't see how it could be disruptive.
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"I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense." |
‘Topless Mayo Terrorists’
somehow I prefer these to the other types.
I’d post a pic of FEMEN chicks but it’s not really encouraged here by mgmt....
Mayo slingin’ ping!
Did I clock on Food Republic some how?
Having been to Belarus, this thread does not require pictures.
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