Belarus diplomat worries topless, mayo-throwing women could disrupt U.N

Reuters ^ | 2/13/2015

[llevrok]

(Reuters) - A Belarusian delegate at a United Nations disarmament forum warned fellow diplomats about an unusual type of weapon: jars of mayonnaise being thrown by topless women during discussions about war and peace.

The delegate issued a statement of concern during the Geneva-based U.N. Conference on Disarmament's discussion on Tuesday about improving its transparency. Belarus asked whether there was a plan to open up the meetings to members of the general public. (snip)

"What if there were topless ladies screaming from the public gallery throwing bottles of mayonnaise, asked Belarus," the official summary said.

The record added that the president of the Conference on Disarmament, a diplomat from Mexico, replied that "members of the public were already entitled to attend plenary meetings of the conference and sit in the public gallery, and so in theory could already drop mayonnaise onto delegates."

(snip)

[deweyfrank]

Without a doubt, Debbie Wasserman Schultz is behind this. /s

[Slings and Arrows]

The story leaves out important details...

...real mayo or Miracle Whip?

[tumblindice]

Ordinarily I would be inciting the mob on, clamoring, ‘TTWWP!’. But your warning is well taken.

I can certainly do without photos of large, hairy, slavic women presenting pendulous breasts and salad dressing.

O Hugh manatee, please spare us, Amen

[Batman11]

If they injure any of that mayo, I guess they would send it to the Mayo Clinic.

[shibumi]

You rang?

[shibumi]

Oh! The nights I’ve spent at my keyboard!

Hoping, waiting, wishing for topless condiment flingers to invade my solitude.

[Slings and Arrows]

It gets old after the first few times.

[shibumi]

I can see where you might want them to start bringing entrees.

Tuna perhaps.

[Slings and Arrows]

Exactly. I’ve got the celery.

[Trillian]

When crazy meets crazy.. will they even notice at the UN?

[Slings and Arrows]

Depends whether it contains an opportunity for a) graft, b) Israel-bashing, or c) both.

[RichInOC]

Femen versus the U.N?

...problem?

[Slings and Arrows]

I don’t care who wins the game, I just want to see lots of fights.

[Organic Panic]

The babes went to Poland or Russia. None stayed in Belarus.

[KosmicKitty]

Unusually for Femen, they wore shirts for this attack.

Maybe it's the cold weather.

[Covenantor]

Good catch of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s hair dresser.

[gundog]

Where does she stand on yogurt?

[Daffynition]

Already? Or did I miss it?