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Mass escape from Brazilian prison after women seduce guards
telegraph.co.uk ^ | February 7, 2015

Posted on 02/08/2015 5:47:22 AM PST by ilovesarah2012

Twenty-eight inmates escaped from a Brazilian jail after three women in fantasy police costumes "seduced" prison wardens. Police found three wardens naked and handcuffed inside the Nova Mutum public jail, near Cuiaba, central Brazil, the morning after the mass break-out. The women reportedly drugged the prison guards by giving them spiked whisky after convincing them to take part in an orgy, according to investigators. Inmates then left the prison through the main doors, even taking with them guns and munitions they had taken from prison caches. Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: lifeimitatesporn; prison; sex

1 posted on 02/08/2015 5:47:22 AM PST by ilovesarah2012
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To: ilovesarah2012

I blame “Shades of Gray”.


2 posted on 02/08/2015 5:49:25 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
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To: ilovesarah2012

In before all the awful jokes that write themselves.


3 posted on 02/08/2015 5:49:59 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: ilovesarah2012

Shades of Idiocracy...


4 posted on 02/08/2015 5:52:50 AM PST by BBB333 (Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
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To: ilovesarah2012

Didn’t Mission Impossible do this episode?


5 posted on 02/08/2015 5:53:52 AM PST by Raycpa
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To: BBB333

This has the makings of a great movie...


6 posted on 02/08/2015 5:55:06 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Rip it out by the roots.)
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To: ilovesarah2012

I heard this story on Fox this morning and it made me laugh. I suppose it really isn’t funny, but still...


7 posted on 02/08/2015 5:56:36 AM PST by ilovesarah2012
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To: ilovesarah2012
Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses

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8 posted on 02/08/2015 5:59:26 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (American Jobs for American Workers)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
This has the makings of a great movie...

The security camera footage should be interesting

9 posted on 02/08/2015 6:03:19 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: ilovesarah2012
The three women - one of them reportedly the girlfriend of one of the prisoners who escaped - arrived at the prison at three o'clock on Thursday morning and asked to be let inside to "chat and drink"

Someone call Larry David. We have a new one here:

A Chat And Drink!

10 posted on 02/08/2015 6:16:27 AM PST by samtheman
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Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses

Where, in Bruce Jenner's car?

11 posted on 02/08/2015 6:20:02 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Uncle Sy: "Beavers are like Ninjas, they only come out at night and they're hard to find")
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To: Hot Tabasco

Made me LOL.


12 posted on 02/08/2015 6:25:23 AM PST by ilovesarah2012
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To: ilovesarah2012

You don’t know what a mass escape is. A mass escape is the several million ignorant voters who voted for the Democrat Party and Obama and are not being forcibly deported because of it. They have escaped just punishment. Now, THAT is a mass escape.


13 posted on 02/08/2015 6:50:48 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: ilovesarah2012

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I am a guard at a small Midwestern women’s prison...


14 posted on 02/08/2015 7:35:20 AM PST by Loyalist (Aldiborontiphoscophornio! Where left you Chrononhotonthologos?)
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To: ilovesarah2012

Somebody got some ‘splainin to do.


15 posted on 02/08/2015 7:38:33 AM PST by super7man (Oh why did I post that, now I'll never be able to run for Congress.)
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To: ilovesarah2012

I think it’s kinda funny too. Maybe we Americans have some powerful anit-authoritarian streak, but the visual images here are just too irresistible.


16 posted on 02/08/2015 7:45:32 AM PST by Savage Beast (The left doesn't recognize the difference between good and evil or rather has it backward.MtnClimber)
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To: ilovesarah2012

Brazil must hire all their village idiots to be prison guards.


17 posted on 02/08/2015 7:59:34 AM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: ilovesarah2012

D*man, this is a great story. It would make a good movie too.


18 posted on 02/08/2015 8:20:28 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: ilovesarah2012
I saw this earlier and had to laugh all the way through.

Policia...

19 posted on 02/08/2015 8:33:47 AM PST by eldoradude (It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
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To: ilovesarah2012

“I suppose it really isn’t funny...”

No, it’s funny. These Brazilian prisons seem to be fun places all around, wasn’t it there that the inmates trained cats to carry messages and contraband around? If you can train a cat you are really talented imho.


20 posted on 02/08/2015 10:04:35 AM PST by jocon307 (Tell it like it is.)
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