To: ilovesarah2012
I blame “Shades of Gray”.
2 posted on
02/08/2015 5:49:25 AM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
To: ilovesarah2012
In before all the awful jokes that write themselves.
3 posted on
02/08/2015 5:49:59 AM PST by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: ilovesarah2012
4 posted on
02/08/2015 5:52:50 AM PST by
BBB333
(Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
To: ilovesarah2012
Didn’t Mission Impossible do this episode?
5 posted on
02/08/2015 5:53:52 AM PST by
Raycpa
To: ilovesarah2012
I heard this story on Fox this morning and it made me laugh. I suppose it really isn’t funny, but still...
To: ilovesarah2012
Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses ...
8 posted on
02/08/2015 5:59:26 AM PST by
VRW Conspirator
(American Jobs for American Workers)
To: ilovesarah2012
The three women - one of them reportedly the girlfriend of one of the prisoners who escaped - arrived at the prison at three o'clock on Thursday morning and asked to be let inside to "chat and drink"Someone call Larry David. We have a new one here:
A Chat And Drink!
To: ilovesarah2012
You don’t know what a mass escape is. A mass escape is the several million ignorant voters who voted for the Democrat Party and Obama and are not being forcibly deported because of it. They have escaped just punishment. Now, THAT is a mass escape.
13 posted on
02/08/2015 6:50:48 AM PST by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: ilovesarah2012
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I am a guard at a small Midwestern women’s prison...
14 posted on
02/08/2015 7:35:20 AM PST by
Loyalist
(Aldiborontiphoscophornio! Where left you Chrononhotonthologos?)
To: ilovesarah2012
Somebody got some ‘splainin to do.
15 posted on
02/08/2015 7:38:33 AM PST by
super7man
(Oh why did I post that, now I'll never be able to run for Congress.)
To: ilovesarah2012
Brazil must hire all their village idiots to be prison guards.
17 posted on
02/08/2015 7:59:34 AM PST by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: ilovesarah2012
D*man, this is a great story. It would make a good movie too.
To: ilovesarah2012
I saw this earlier and had to laugh all the way through.
Policia...
19 posted on
02/08/2015 8:33:47 AM PST by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
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