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‘Jupiter Ascending‘ is so bad it’s almost good (photos)
http://nypost.com/2015/02/05/mila-kunis-channing-tatums-jupiter-ascending-is-so-bad-its-almost-good/ ^
| Lou Lumenick
Posted on 02/05/2015 6:45:11 PM PST by BenLurkin
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posted on
02/05/2015 6:45:11 PM PST
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BenLurkin
Love this look. Kinda rips off Holly ascendant from The Cyberstalking
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posted on
02/05/2015 6:46:08 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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02/05/2015 6:46:54 PM PST
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
I'm going out on a limb and predicting that this guy dies.
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posted on
02/05/2015 6:52:37 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
To: ClearCase_guy
He always seems to get thankless roles.
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posted on
02/05/2015 6:56:29 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
Hey Ben!
Well as you and many here know, I go to all kinds of movies and even some that conservatives balk at.....however, I am not going to this one. I just can’t....just looks so awful.
BTW, are you supporting Walker????? I sure am. I like Cruz but feel he is better as Senate Majority Leader for Walker Administration and then towards the end of Walker’s Second term, nominate him to the Supreme Court. I think he would be great in both positions.
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posted on
02/05/2015 6:58:08 PM PST
by
napscoordinator
(Walker for President 2016. The only candidate with actual real RESULTS!!!!! The rest...talkers!)
To: Borges; DollyCali; Perdogg
To: BenLurkin
How does the 3D look? It sounds like I better hurry up if I want to see it in Imax 3D given the reviews it’s getting.
For me effective 3D makes up for a lot of deficiencies in a film. For example I really enjoyed “Exodus, Gods + Kings”.
To: BenLurkin
the evil alien bad guys appear from all the clips i’ve seen to be metrosexual waify faggots trying their best to sound like a ballsy paul lind.
can’t get into it. plus anything where mila kunis is somehow surviving impossible odds, nope.
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posted on
02/05/2015 7:01:56 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: BenLurkin
La Liz wore it better!
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posted on
02/05/2015 7:06:32 PM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: BenLurkin
I liked her in ‘American Psycho II’.
This sounds and looks like AP III.
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posted on
02/05/2015 7:12:47 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: ClearCase_guy
Only after an act of totally predictable treachery.
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posted on
02/05/2015 7:14:04 PM PST
by
1010RD
(First, Do No Harm)
To: Secret Agent Man
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posted on
02/05/2015 7:16:11 PM PST
by
1010RD
(First, Do No Harm)
To: BenLurkin
Raggedy Larry
To: BenLurkin
I don't understand this article - what part of "Mila Kunis" doesn't this reviewer understand? And why is he going on about some movie?
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posted on
02/05/2015 7:18:06 PM PST
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: BenLurkin
Saw the YouTube preview video ... ain’t worth the WalMart five buck DVD bin, let alone go to some multiplex cinema where the next gang combat may start.
To: BenLurkin
I see Dune and Flash Gordon references in that picture of late Soviet Era model and socialist spokesperson Mila Kunis :-)
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posted on
02/05/2015 7:32:00 PM PST
by
edh
(I need a better tagline)
To: Terry L Smith
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posted on
02/05/2015 7:54:18 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Talisker
PASS!
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posted on
02/05/2015 8:08:08 PM PST
by
chris37
(heartless)
To: ClearCase_guy
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DIE IN JUPITER RISING
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posted on
02/05/2015 8:09:19 PM PST
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xp38
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