1) You may not throw away food products in the garbage. You must compost.
2) You may not compost, those create greenhouse gasses. You must incinerate.
3) You may not incinerate, that adds to atmospheric particle pollution. You must sequester and store.
4) You may not sequester and store, that poses disease risks.
5) You may not eat.
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In 1955, Life Magazine celebrated the advent of “a garbage can you don’t have to empty” also known as the Bard-Matic Garbage Eliminator named after its inventor,
Mr. Elmer Bard. Mr. Bard had solved the garbage problem. Fifty-five years later, we’re excited to bring a great and timely idea back to life.”
My dad’s company was a distributor for the Bard Matic back in the 50’s. We actually had two of them in the back yard. They worked well and the dissolved residue was a lot like you know what. The only problem was maggots. Even though there was a tight seal on the hinged lid, Flies got in. when maggots became a problem, the interior needed to be sprayed.
There are photos on line but they can’t be copied
http://books.google.ca/books?id=rVYEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA128&lpg=PA128&dq=bardmatic&source=bl&ots=jVWIZEnoBp&sig=T8jgj44MtOLczX23Jo6CiiMW7gI&hl=en&ei=6XVbTI-sHYrSsAPC1_jWDw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=6&ved=0CCwQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&q=bardmatic&f=false
Liberals.......is there anything they don’t know?.....................
Yeah.
Their ass from a hole in the ground....................
YOU are the toxin!
-PJ
5) You may not eat.
But...but...what about this big stack-o-sammiches I just made?
D@mmit! ;)