FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 16 January 2015

January 15, 2015 | Canteen Crew

[beachn4fun]

FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT

Showing support and boosting the morale
of our military and our allied military
and the family members of the above.
Honoring those who have served before.

FReeper Canteen
Just Hangin' Cafe

Come on in, we're open
Need a place just to hang out?
This is it.

Got a hankering for pizza?
We serve coffee, tea, conversation
and music.

How about a tall brew?

No worries in the FReeper Canteen
Just Hangin' Cafe.
Grab a glass and start a conversation.

You never know who you might meet in the Cafe.
Glad you could join us.
Enjoy your stay.

Our AWESOME military,
our AWESOME allies,
and their families are welcomed
and honored here.

Remember, the Canteen is a family friendly place.
We welcome the military, our allies, and their families.
Continued prayers for the success and completion of your mission.
Prayers for your safe return home.

[beachn4fun]

Good morning, night owl ((HUGS))
I just bet they were happy to see you.
Have a wonderful visit.
Wish that young lady Happy Birthday for me.

[beachn4fun]

Good morning, EG ((HUGS))
Getting caught up on the pings; then, back to work.

Howz it out your way? Getting warmer yet?

[beachn4fun]

[E.G.C.]

Yep, it's getting warmer. They're forecasting 64 degrees today here in Comanche OK.

Still nursing a cold. Throat no longer hurts but the nose is kind of runny. Also a little coughing but not much.

Going to head to the grocery store later this morning and get some Vic's Vapor Rub.

[beachn4fun]

FRiday!

[beachn4fun]

[beachn4fun]

I’m sure resting this weekend will help you feel better soon.

[beachn4fun]

[beachn4fun]

[beachn4fun]

[E.G.C.]

We’ll see. Hopefully I’ll be up and at ‘em next week. :-)

[PROCON]

Morning Beachy!

Well, we made it through another week, lucky us, huh?

We had snow fall overnight, nothing much but it sure looks nice outside.

Big NFL weekend coming up, where the Seahawks play Green Bay to see if they'll return to the Super Bowl, should be a good game.

How 'bout you, any big plans?

Catch up with you later.

From this morning's FR Silliness Thread:

BBC News - UK Suicide Bombers go on Strike

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth” Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, “I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.

They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don’t like cutting benefits but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.

According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

[Soaring Feather]

Candye Kane - Swango, Way Kool.

Thanks.

[SandRat]

Thought that might get to you. hehehehe...

[Soaring Feather]

Morning beach, I thought I would give you a call today, too darned cold to come to The Canteen. So are you having a heat wave on the beach? I think there has been an Arctic shift - it has moved down country. Well, we can help keep the phone lines warmed by chatting all day. Later Beachie.

[beachn4fun]

B.O.O.M

OMG! LOL

(p.s. I'm really getting to hate Chrome browser...it keeps changing shit (excuse angry language) on me...I couldn't copy/past the BOOM, and it has dropped my Chromcast on my home laptop)

[MEG33]

*SUPPORTING OUR TROOPS*

Wearing Red On Friday
Thanks for the thread, beachy.
Wishing Everyone A Great Weekend

[luvie]

Thank you for wishing me happy birthday.—Piper

[PROCON]

Woo-Hoo, Happy FRiday MEG!