Ladies and Gentlemen, we should Canonize the sheer genius who developed this incantation.
It is a prime example of every Americans Can-do attitude.
However, can we consider the implications of this?
We Cannot dismiss the cannotations going Forward with this being a candidate for future chicanery with this?
Some will say I should just can the malarkey and move-on but I say no.
Can we ignore the threat of Assault Cans?
What about high capacity can clip magazines?
Not to mention the subject of gun mufflers.. ahem
1 posted on
01/15/2015 6:33:13 AM PST by
HammerT
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To: HammerT
Uhmmmmmmmmm, schools use #10 cans in it’s food supply chains. How is a kid going to throw a ten pound can of green beans at a would be gunman?
2 posted on
01/15/2015 6:37:00 AM PST by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: HammerT
Obviously a marketing ploy by the good people at Progresso.
3 posted on
01/15/2015 6:37:16 AM PST by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: HammerT
It would never work, the kids would use the food in the cans to supplement the starvation diets they get at schools.
4 posted on
01/15/2015 6:39:43 AM PST by
Kenton
To: HammerT
Will this work if you're attacked with a banana?
6 posted on
01/15/2015 6:41:01 AM PST by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: HammerT
Obviously we need to ban cans ... pry those cans from the kids warmish pinkish fingers ... Bad cans are everywhere! Stop them before they kill everyone!
7 posted on
01/15/2015 6:41:08 AM PST by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
To: HammerT
Why waste food?
Just store rocks.
8 posted on
01/15/2015 6:41:32 AM PST by
PGR88
To: HammerT
Someone at DHS watched that Crocodile Dundee movie again.
12 posted on
01/15/2015 6:45:57 AM PST by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: HammerT
The stupidity of these ignorant idiots never cease to amaze me.
14 posted on
01/15/2015 6:48:50 AM PST by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: HammerT
I blame the peacenik CANadians...
16 posted on
01/15/2015 6:52:44 AM PST by
null and void
(The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
To: HammerT
Pool balls will do in a pinch.....
24 posted on
01/15/2015 6:57:33 AM PST by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: HammerT
The incredible doofy irony here is that their assertion that cans are a weapon for kids to use just made it against thousands of schools’ policies across the country to have cans of food on campus (zero-tolerance).
25 posted on
01/15/2015 6:57:34 AM PST by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus-)
To: HammerT
Unfortunately today's school shooting defense failed, resulting in many dead. The gunman wore a catcher's mask which tested our $60,000,000 Defend Your Schools campaign. Officials have announced a new ban on the wearing or posession of catcher's masks, and plan on spending another $60,000,000 to accomlish this.
In the future, all pitchers will only throw strikes and all batters will hit every pitch.
33 posted on
01/15/2015 7:08:14 AM PST by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: HammerT
What if the cans are defective!?!?!?
36 posted on
01/15/2015 7:12:52 AM PST by
day10
(You'll get nothing and like it!)
To: HammerT
Oh yes cans can be dangerous and then if they have access to a “can opener”! They will then have the round can lids that are sharp as a knife all the say around! YIKES!!!!!! s/>s
37 posted on
01/15/2015 7:14:03 AM PST by
Ditter
To: HammerT
“I love my Campbell’s, soup is good ammo!”
39 posted on
01/15/2015 7:19:05 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
To: HammerT
It’s all well and good until someone gets hurt with a can. We will then need to get a special license to buy canned goods (at the discretion of the local sheriff, of course), Grocery stores will have to do a background check on you before you’re allowed to shop. As a last resort, to stop the canned carnage, cans will be outlawed and our veggies will be in soft pouches. There will be anti-can ads, as well. Mark my words!
41 posted on
01/15/2015 7:20:41 AM PST by
CAluvdubya
(<------- has now left CA for NV, where God and guns have not been outlawed! Molon Labe)
To: HammerT
Isn’t the word “cannibalize” on the forbidden list because of its racist connotations?
47 posted on
01/15/2015 7:37:33 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away)
To: HammerT
And wouldn’t they have to RECYCLE the cans when they were done stopping that AK47-wielding gunman in his tracks?
51 posted on
01/15/2015 8:00:43 AM PST by
EinNYC
To: HammerT
Students to hurl canned food at intruders.
The same
intelligentsia that instructs office workers to throw staplers at intruders and run with scissors.
52 posted on
01/15/2015 8:13:41 AM PST by
TomGuy
To: HammerT
Send pork ‘n beans and bacon flavored Spam.
54 posted on
01/15/2015 8:43:26 AM PST by
bgill
(CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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