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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: PROCON

No chillrun here. Galileo is the thermometer...replica of the first one Galileo invented.

Accurate to a hair’s width.


241 posted on 01/10/2015 3:40:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
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To: PROCON; Monkey Face
"Interesting child's name; is he studying to be a meteorologist? "

He's a bubble-head.

242 posted on 01/10/2015 3:42:07 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If you don't believe life is like a game, why do you play roles?)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

I hear ya; Darksheare told told me one of the UT membership requirements was being a bit of a smart-ass :-)


243 posted on 01/10/2015 3:43:12 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Time for a nap?


244 posted on 01/10/2015 3:43:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
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To: PROCON; Darksheare

Darks should know...


245 posted on 01/10/2015 3:44:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
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To: everyone; Monkey Face

Live each moment ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyDguGo316M ... as if your last. Advise no clicking the adds, please ... Take a path less traveled ... Free Republic forever. Understand Face, am gone soon.


246 posted on 01/10/2015 3:47:04 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: PROCON

I hear ya; Darksheare told told me one of the UT membership requirements was being a bit of a smart-ass :-)

There are some that only fit half that statement. Then there are those who fit the other half’


247 posted on 01/10/2015 3:47:17 PM PST by ThomasThomas (EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
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To: Monkey Face

Have some more drugs, enjoy your flight.


248 posted on 01/10/2015 3:48:17 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely expressed as advice)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; no-to-illegals; NicknamedBob
BTW, since this is my first full day on the UT, I have to ask; is this an alcohol-free thread?

Cuz it's getting later here on the west coast, and I'm smarter when I drink.

249 posted on 01/10/2015 3:50:02 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: PROCON; Monkey Face

That and sarcastic dealings with the spacetime continuum.
I often tell the clock here “what would YOU know?!”
It smirks and says “you blinked. Lost an hour!”


250 posted on 01/10/2015 3:50:30 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: PROCON

Put on the safety, please.


251 posted on 01/10/2015 3:51:09 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: PROCON

It isn’t dry, but we do ask to keep it to a dull roar. No brawling.
The usual stuff.


252 posted on 01/10/2015 3:51:38 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Veto!

I’m drug-free this week...got surgery coming up, and don’t want anything to hamper the healing, so I’m just having plain hot cocoa with maybe some cinnamon in it.

:o]


253 posted on 01/10/2015 3:51:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
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To: no-to-illegals

My Glock don’t need no steenkin safety.


254 posted on 01/10/2015 3:58:06 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: PROCON

40 cal right back at ya! LOL


255 posted on 01/10/2015 3:59:10 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Face, request please, take my back, Captain.


256 posted on 01/10/2015 4:01:59 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: PROCON

Only serious drinking is allowed. No silliness!


257 posted on 01/10/2015 4:02:00 PM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: PROCON
"... is this an alcohol-free thread?"

I have no objection to women being made more beautiful, but that guys being made smarter has yet to be proven.

258 posted on 01/10/2015 4:02:49 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If you don't believe life is like a game, why do you play roles?)
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To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz

Good news: the freezer is working again. There is a breaker on the outlet it’s plugged into, and it had been flipped. I suspect boys.

Now it’s been defrosted and cleaned, and we know what was in there and have eaten some of it.


259 posted on 01/10/2015 4:03:32 PM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

Please have Jake on Stand-by


260 posted on 01/10/2015 4:04:58 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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