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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: PROCON
No chillrun here. Galileo is the thermometer...replica of the first one Galileo invented.
Accurate to a hair’s width.
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posted on
01/10/2015 3:40:52 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: PROCON; Monkey Face
"Interesting child's name; is he studying to be a meteorologist? " He's a bubble-head.
242
posted on
01/10/2015 3:42:07 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If you don't believe life is like a game, why do you play roles?)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
I hear ya; Darksheare told told me one of the UT membership requirements was being a bit of a smart-ass :-)
243
posted on
01/10/2015 3:43:12 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
To: no-to-illegals
244
posted on
01/10/2015 3:43:38 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: PROCON; Darksheare
245
posted on
01/10/2015 3:44:09 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: everyone; Monkey Face
246
posted on
01/10/2015 3:47:04 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: PROCON
I hear ya; Darksheare told told me one of the UT membership requirements was being a bit of a smart-ass :-)
There are some that only fit half that statement. Then there are those who fit the other half’
247
posted on
01/10/2015 3:47:17 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
To: Monkey Face
Have some more drugs, enjoy your flight.
248
posted on
01/10/2015 3:48:17 PM PST
by
Veto!
(Opinions freely expressed as advice)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; no-to-illegals; NicknamedBob
BTW, since this is my first full day on the UT, I have to ask; is this an alcohol-free thread?
Cuz it's getting later here on the west coast, and I'm smarter when I drink.
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posted on
01/10/2015 3:50:02 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
To: PROCON; Monkey Face
That and sarcastic dealings with the spacetime continuum.
I often tell the clock here “what would YOU know?!”
It smirks and says “you blinked. Lost an hour!”
250
posted on
01/10/2015 3:50:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: PROCON
Put on the safety, please.
251
posted on
01/10/2015 3:51:09 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: PROCON
It isn’t dry, but we do ask to keep it to a dull roar. No brawling.
The usual stuff.
252
posted on
01/10/2015 3:51:38 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Veto!
I’m drug-free this week...got surgery coming up, and don’t want anything to hamper the healing, so I’m just having plain hot cocoa with maybe some cinnamon in it.
:o]
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posted on
01/10/2015 3:51:38 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
To: no-to-illegals
My Glock don’t need no steenkin safety.
254
posted on
01/10/2015 3:58:06 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
To: PROCON
40 cal right back at ya! LOL
255
posted on
01/10/2015 3:59:10 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Monkey Face
Face, request please, take my back, Captain.
256
posted on
01/10/2015 4:01:59 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: PROCON
Only serious drinking is allowed. No silliness!
257
posted on
01/10/2015 4:02:00 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
To: PROCON
"... is this an alcohol-free thread?" I have no objection to women being made more beautiful, but that guys being made smarter has yet to be proven.
258
posted on
01/10/2015 4:02:49 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If you don't believe life is like a game, why do you play roles?)
To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz
Good news: the freezer is working again. There is a breaker on the outlet it’s plugged into, and it had been flipped. I suspect boys.
Now it’s been defrosted and cleaned, and we know what was in there and have eaten some of it.
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posted on
01/10/2015 4:03:32 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
To: Tax-chick
Please have Jake on Stand-by
260
posted on
01/10/2015 4:04:58 PM PST
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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